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    BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger

    Game » consists of 18 releases. Released Nov 19, 2008

    Widely considered a spiritual successor to the studio's Guilty Gear series, BlazBlue is a fighting game with highly-detailed hand-drawn character graphics and a story involving sorcery and science.

    Lol, WTF? This Kid Must Really Like BlazBlue...

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    #1  Edited By Luke

    This is a kind of entertaining run down of BlazBlue: 

      



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    #2  Edited By jNerd

    Wow..... I now want to kill myself.... & beat up that dorky 14 year old asian kid.

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    #3  Edited By addictedtopinescent

    I like BlazBlue and all, but....

    He's got time to wase, and probably a few subscribers to please
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    #4  Edited By deactivated-5c5cdba6e0b96

    Wow, what a weird pathetic nerd, he knocked down two of the best games on the PS3 and said they sucked? why the fuck does he even own a PS3.

    **The kid is kind of amusing though lol**

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    #5  Edited By Jeffsekai
    @Bucketdeth said:
    " Wow, what a weird pathetic nerd, he knocked down two of the best games on the PS3 and said they sucked? why the fuck does he even own a PS3. "
    Its called trolling...
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    #6  Edited By blair

    Far from funny.

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    #7  Edited By jeffgoldblum
    @Luke said:
    " This is a kind of entertaining run down of BlazBlue: 

      
    "
    Is the person in the middle a girl?
    Does he really like girls?
    Did we really need this kid to evaluate the cover?
    Was he trying to make a Borat joke?
    Why would anyone open a box with a penny?
    Who cares that the manual is in color?
    The questions keep piling up.
    Im so confused.
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    #8  Edited By TheHBK

    I think this motherfucker is trying really hard to hide his accent.  Otherwise his candyass would not have such a piece of shit haircut.  Pumpkin pie haircutted freak.

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    #9  Edited By deactivated-5c5cdba6e0b96
    @Jeffsekai said:
    "@Bucketdeth said:
    " Wow, what a weird pathetic nerd, he knocked down two of the best games on the PS3 and said they sucked? why the fuck does he even own a PS3. "
    Its called trolling..."
    I can see that, but hes trolling a console that cost him $399 atleast.
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    #10  Edited By ssjviviano

    That's six-and-a-half minutes I will never get back....

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    #11  Edited By CactusWolf

    Well.

    Uh.

    Yeah.

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    #12  Edited By Keyser_Soze
    @TheHBK said:
    " I think this motherfucker is trying really hard to hide his accent.  Otherwise his candyass would not have such a piece of shit haircut.  Pumpkin pie haircutted freak. "
    What's his accent and bowl haircut have to do with each other? And why have you taken such a personal disliking to him? Do you hate Asian people?
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    #13  Edited By Jeffsekai
    @Bucketdeth said:
    I can see that, but hes trolling a console that cost him $399 atleast. "
    /facepalm

    anyways the video was actually kinda funny at times...CAREFUL SPONGEBOB!!!
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    #14  Edited By TheMustacheHero

    2 of the people on the cover aren't girls are they?

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    #15  Edited By Systech

    What is wrong with the youth...

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    #16  Edited By gearhead

    This kid will NEVER get a girlfriend : P

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    #17  Edited By Karmum
    @Bucketdeth said:
    " @Jeffsekai said:
    "@Bucketdeth said:
    " Wow, what a weird pathetic nerd, he knocked down two of the best games on the PS3 and said they sucked? why the fuck does he even own a PS3. "
    Its called trolling..."
    I can see that, but hes trolling a console that cost him $399 atleast. "
    Come on man, he was just trying to be funny. Albeit, it was a terrible attempt, and hopefully he never tries it again. He was trying to be funny, and wasn't being serious.

    But oh my, that was terrible.
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    #18  Edited By TheHBK
    @Keyser_Soze:
    No just asian people that act like this asshole.  Just like I hate white people that act like this asshole and indian people that act like this asshole and mexican people that act like this asshole and african people that act like this asshole.  All you have done is agree to the fact that asian people get his kind of haircut, along with nerdy white boys who also act like this asshole.
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    #19  Edited By RsistncE

    Admittedly, it was quite entertaining.

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    #20  Edited By PureRok
    @TheHBK said:
    " @Keyser_Soze: No just asian people that act like this asshole.  Just like I hate white people that act like this asshole and indian people that act like this asshole and mexican people that act like this asshole and african people that act like this asshole.  All you have done is agree to the fact that asian people get his kind of haircut, along with nerdy white boys who also act like this asshole. "
    I think you're just jealous because you didn't get Blazblue: Calamity Trigger Limited Edition and he did.
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    #21  Edited By TheHBK
    @PureRok said:
    "@TheHBK said:
    " @Keyser_Soze: No just asian people that act like this asshole.  Just like I hate white people that act like this asshole and indian people that act like this asshole and mexican people that act like this asshole and african people that act like this asshole.  All you have done is agree to the fact that asian people get his kind of haircut, along with nerdy white boys who also act like this asshole. "
    I think you're just jealous because you didn't get Blazblue: Calamity Trigger Limited Edition and he did."

    Why in the blue hell would I want that?
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    #22  Edited By RiceEater22

    haha that kid needs a life.

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    #23  Edited By ravensword

    lol, its kinda funny. 
    isnt the only version of this game you can get is the Limited Edition? 

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    #24  Edited By CoolDrMoney

    People hating on him obviously didn't watch 3:42-3:54

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    #25  Edited By JJOR64

    Lmfao.  I think this video was pretty funny.

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    #26  Edited By ez123

    What a stupid as shit video......... I like it.

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    #27  Edited By Captainlunchbox

    That kid's ridiculous. I blame Luke. *Points finger*

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    #28  Edited By 71Ranchero

    That was funny as hell. If anyone isnt yet aware, this is not a serious video so calm down :P

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    #29  Edited By JJOR64

    Ok, I just watched the 2nd part and I thought it was stupid.  Just watch the first one, that one is funny.

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    #30  Edited By CowMuffins

    Uh...what. How was MGS4 a bad game?

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    #31  Edited By FluxWaveZ
    @CowMuffins said:
    " Uh...what. How was MGS4 a bad game? "
    He was just joking.

    @TheHBK said:

    I think this motherfucker is trying really hard to hide his accent.  Otherwise his candyass would not have such a piece of shit haircut.  Pumpkin pie haircutted freak.
    Calm the hell down.
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    #32  Edited By deactivated-5ee2492b629bb

    I enjoyed the first minute and a half.

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    #33  Edited By Satune

    This is why I hate dumbass 14 year old Youtube bloggers

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    #34  Edited By TheMustacheHero
    @CowMuffins said:
    " Uh...what. How was MGS4 a bad game? "
    Because it isn't Blazblue, DUH!
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    #35  Edited By luce

    idk..that was kinda funny as long as you're not the type take some kid on the internet seriously

    it was like watching a wacky unboxing video with corny jokes. take it easy guys

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    #36  Edited By Froy544

    im pretty sure that looks like southern california now all we have to do is find this kid and beat the shit out of him

    and then maybe he will give us our 6 minutes back

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    #37  Edited By Qorious

    He gives a bad name to Asians. I feel so bad now. =(

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    #38  Edited By CoverlessTech

    I'm pretty sure it was mostly satire guys.

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    #39  Edited By Agnogenic_delete

    I was mildly entertained.

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    #40  Edited By MisterSpiffy

    This kid actually has some other videos that are pretty funny.  Thanks for sharing!

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    #41  Edited By Discorsi

    i am officially sold on this game.

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    #42  Edited By Milkman

    Some people just need to be punched really hard.

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    #43  Edited By Pibo47

    What the fuck.

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    #45  Edited By Brunhild

    What in the world......... XD

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    #46  Edited By herreno

    Why did I watched this? I knew i would just be shaking my head and regret clicking play.


    No self restraint.

    =[.

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    #47  Edited By deactivated-5ad2b9eed0cdd

    LOL This guy is hilarious.  How can you not love this guy?

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    #48  Edited By jakob187

    What's with all the hate?  That video was great stuff!

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    #49  Edited By TriangleHard

    Obviously that video was meant to be a joke.

    Why are people taking it seriously?

    Also the kid saying MGS4 is bad game is a JOKE.

    Did people seriously not get that?

    Hint - this kid is making fun of BlazBlue.

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    #50  Edited By McQuinn
    @Qorious said:
    " He gives a bad name to Asians. I feel so bad now. =( "
    Me too. His life is an insult to average Asian Americans.
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