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    Chuck Norris

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    Chuck Norris is a famous actor and martial artist who lent his name to a poor Atari 2600 game in the 1980s. He will kick your ass.

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    Chuck Norris last edited by jjroberts on 06/18/23 03:24AM View full history


    Norris played Bruce Lee's enemy
    Norris played Bruce Lee's enemy
    Chuck Norris (born Carlos Norris) is a famous actor known for his martial art skills and legendary round house kick.  In 1969 Norris was crowned "fighter of the year", the same year of his acting debut in The Wrecking Crew. Three years later, Norris was launched into stardom when he played along side Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon. By 1997, Norris's had achieved great success in the box office with countless movies, he was also noted to have made tae kwon do history when he was awarded the rank 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master, something few other Westerners had ever achieved. Eventually, Chuck Norris created the martial art Chun Kuk Do. Chun Kuk Do is a combination of every combat style Chuck Norris knows, here is the code of honor for Chun Kuk Do:
    1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
    2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
    3. I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family.
    4. I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
    5. If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
    6. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
    7. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness.
    8. I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
    9. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, family and my friends.
    10. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.

    Chuck Norris Facts

    In 2005, Chuck Norris became an internet phenomenon after "Chuck Norris Facts" came to be. The joke started from the "Vin Diesel fact Generator", where Chuck Norris facts were eventually created as a by-product, eventually becoming even more popular then the Vin Diesel ones.
    • When the boogey man goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    • When Chuck Norris goes for a swim, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd.
    • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.
    • Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is in hiding.
    • There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris let live.
    • Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
    • They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
    • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
    • Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
    • If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck  Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
    • Chuck Norris does not go hunting because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
    • Chuck Norris once ate two 5 oz. steaks in 5 minutes. He spent the first 4 minutes banging the waitress.
    • There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
    • Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
    • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
    • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
    • A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
    • An atomic bomb was never dropped on Hiroshima by the Americans, Chuck Norris was simply dropped from a plane and punched the ground.
    • When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please".
    • One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was infact roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.
    • Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
    • Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
    • When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
    • Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter, her grew a beard.
    • Chuck Norris does not have AIDS, but he gives it to people anyway.
    • Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
    • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
    • If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
    • Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won.
    • It takes 17 muscles for Chuck Norris to smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
    • Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
    • There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
    • Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
    • Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
    • When Superman squeezes coal he makes a diamond. When Chuck Norris squeezes coal he creates Africans to work in his diamond mine.
    • For Chuck Norris pimpin' is easy
    • Chuck Norris once leaned against a tower in Pisa, Italy
    • A rainbow is what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richards Simmons.
    • Chuck Norris once slapped his girlfriend so hard it broke her neck.
    • Chuck Norris can sapp sentries with his mind.
    • If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef. Then it's fucking beef.


    Video game

    Chuck Norris starred in the game Chuck Norris Superkicks for the Atari 2600 as well as his mobile phone game Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain, developed by Gameloft . Both games weren't of particular quality.
    Chuck Norris Superkicks
    Chuck Norris Superkicks

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