Dead Space 2 is the sequel to the 2008 surprise hit Dead Space. The no-longer-silent Isaac Clarke finds himself trapped on a city-sized space station called the Sprawl, which has been overtaken by another Necromorph infestation.
I'd have sex with her, and then steal it Then bring it back Then have sex with her again Then steal her bike Then bring it back and ride her on it Then ring the bell That would teach her
" That reminds me of the story of the kid who had that awesome xbox, signed by all the Rooster Teeth guys, when his Xbox red-ringed, he sent it in with specific instructions not to remover the art. When he got it back, the Xbox was polished clean (though it was the same Xbox, you could see the remains of Sharpie on it.) He was given a brand new Xbox, signed by all sorts of people, and some new Luke McKay art.
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I would have never ever gotten rid of that. I'd rather buy a new one than risk it getting wiped.
Everyone come with me on a journey of imagination!
Let's say you have a kid, and you are making lunch for your kid. You make them a sandwich, and hand them the plate with said sandwich on it. Your kid sets the plate down on the edge of the dining table and goes to get something to drink. While they are away from the plate, the family dog puts his naughty paws up on the table and jacks the shit out of that sandwich. Your child, seeing this happen, looks up at you ashamedly before getting upset and running out of the kitchen.
Now, community, you have two choices when you go to talk to your child. You can tell them it's okay and offer to make another sandwich, because things like this happen, or you can berate them for being negligent and tell them that they don't deserve lunch at all because they fucked up so badly.
This is the dilemma we are faced with, friends! Make your choice.
" What the fuck? Seriously? Someone's dog got ahold of their copy of the game, trashed it, and so Visceral sent him a SIGNED COPY and a CUSTOM PICTURE? FUCK THAT! The person was obviously irresponsible with his copy in the first place if his dog was able to get it, and moreover, my dogs have NEVER torn ANYTHING up in my house. Why? Because they are well fucking trained!!! "
It's just publicity, bro. Makes them look like nice human beings, gets an article on kotaku that makes people remember the existence of their game. Move along.
" Everyone come with me on a journey of imagination! Let's say you have a kid, and you are making lunch for your kid. You make them a sandwich, and hand them the plate with said sandwich on it. Your kid sets the plate down on the edge of the dining table and goes to get something to drink. While they are away from the plate, the family dog puts his naughty paws up on the table and jacks the shit out of that sandwich. Your child, seeing this happen, looks up at you ashamedly before getting upset and running out of the kitchen. Now, community, you have two choices when you go to talk to your child. You can tell them it's okay and offer to make another sandwich, because things like this happen, or you can berate them for being negligent and tell them that they don't deserve lunch at all because they fucked up so badly. This is the dilemma we are faced with, friends! Make your choice. "
Let's say it's an adult, with a $300 replacement cost sandwich
@MegaGoat: The copy of the game doesn't cost $300, and the extras don't have a cost, and the personal connection between EA's PR and this person had nothing to do with being an adult or with money, so I stand by my analogy.
" Everyone come with me on a journey of imagination! Let's say you have a kid, and you are making lunch for your kid. You make them a sandwich, and hand them the plate with said sandwich on it. Your kid sets the plate down on the edge of the dining table and goes to get something to drink. While they are away from the plate, the family dog puts his naughty paws up on the table and jacks the shit out of that sandwich. Your child, seeing this happen, looks up at you ashamedly before getting upset and running out of the kitchen. Now, community, you have two choices when you go to talk to your child. You can tell them it's okay and offer to make another sandwich, because things like this happen, or you can berate them for being negligent and tell them that they don't deserve lunch at all because they fucked up so badly. This is the dilemma we are faced with, friends! Make your choice. "
So everyone should be treated like they are 6 years old?
I wish I could hand out a spoonful of grow the fuck up to everyone bitching about this great story. I'm just glad we have developers out there who care for the people picking up their product. Visceral just got rep in my eyes.
" @MegaGoat: The copy of the game doesn't cost $300, and the extras don't have a cost, and the personal connection between EA's PR and this person had nothing to do with being an adult or with money, so I stand by my analogy. "
That's how much it costs to replace an Xbox when your dog eats it Or rapes it Or fucks it with an anal jabbing knife
Visceral sent the signed replacement, not EA Also, since it's an M rated game, it has alot to do with being an adult Also, sandwiches aren't free Neither was the original copy of Dead Space 2 Also, etc.
"What the fuck? Seriously? Someone's dog got ahold of their copy of the game, trashed it, and so Visceral sent him a SIGNED COPY and a CUSTOM PICTURE? FUCK THAT! The person was obviously irresponsible with his copy in the first place if his dog was able to get it, and moreover, my dogs have NEVER torn ANYTHING up in my house. Why? Because they are well fucking trained!!! "
@MegaGoat: Ah, so you didn't actually read the thread. The dog didn't eat anything, it bumped into the girl's 360, which jacked up the disk because of how the 360 is designed. Her console was not broken. You only have to be 17 to buy an M-rated game, which is an age that is not considered adult for any other purposes. Of course sandwiches and games are not free, but this girl received an extra copy signed by the Visceral dudes (who are owned by and work for EA) directly because of prior interaction she had with the art director, not because of anything that had to do with money. it also had nothing to do with her being negligent or someone rewarding her for the fact that something bad happened. That's the point of my comparison, and since you weren't one of the people being a dick in this thread before I posted it, I don't really know why you're attempting to pick it apart.
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