Another year, another E3, only one month to go. You know the drill, let's go. Just throw EA in here as well, their event is almost at the exact same time. Yearly reminder that all video games are garbage and E3 is run by suits seeking to suck away at your very soul and your wallet.
Microsoft Conference
- Honestly, very little idea
- More stuff about PC, maybe?
- Next Halo
- Plans for console expansion similar to PS4 Neo
- Bust out the hololens again
- Scalebound is announced as a PC release as well
- Phil Spencer wears some cool shirt and continues to make me feel bad for having no desire to own an Xbox with his earnestness
Sony Conference
- With the presence of the Atlus Japan team, there is a chance that Persona 5 will get some well deserved time. We'll get an English version of the newest trailer and maybe a NA release date. Expect it to be after the Japan release but not intolerably so.
- Hey guys, The Last Guardian totally isn't dead we swear
- PS4 Neo. Price point and release date (as well what it actually is. Remember that Sony has so far officially said nothing on the matter). Maybe have a demo of a title running on it.
- Hot new exclusives
- Sony continues to shrug their shoulders when asked why the PS4 is selling like it is.
- FF7 gets some time.
- Shenmue 3 maybe gets a progress update
- Danganronpa v3? (very unlikely, but still, it's good to hope) (did you see what I did there)
- Some final hype up for No Man's Sky, releasing in the same month
- Let it Die release date
Nintendo (overall)
- No Nintendo Direct (already confirmed)
- People play the new LoZ and it's okay
- People continue to wonder what the fuck is going on at Nintendo.
Ubisoft Conference
- Memes
- Some new IP set in an open world that follows the amazing Ubisoft open-world formula
- Try selling us on how well received The Division was and sell us on the DLC
- Memes
- Watch Dogs 2
- New mainline Assassin's Creed that is set in an interesting location (this is their final gambit for the dropping interest and critical reception in the franchise)
- That South Park game
- Memes
- Does Ubisoft still make those dance games? Throw in the prerequisite awkward live demo of one of those
Bethesda
- Hot new Dishonored 2 gameplay finally
- TES VI, which I will not fall for (already made that error with Fallout 4, I kind of hate myself for that)
- New Shinji Mikami project
- Selling us on future Doom DLC for a MP that's likely to be dead in a month (complete disclaimer, I think the SP looks pretty great)
EA
- Battlefront.... 2? 2.0? Or just Battl2front?
- PEGGLE 3 MOTHERFUCKERS
- Battlefield 1 gameplay
- Hyping up Mirror's Edge
Square-Enix
- FFXII HD remaster (god, Square, please)
- Hyping up FFXV
- More details on Nier Automata, I hope
- Nomura tries to unsuccessfully convince us that KH3 is a product that is to release at some point
- Deus Ex gameplay
General
- Capcom in some way announces RE7 or just a new RE game
- Maybe some cool new IPs or unexpected games. Maybe
- Atlus talks about SMTIV : Apocalypse release date
- I will end up getting hyped for a title that will strongly disappoint me.
Dream-tier nonsense
- Capcom announces that more of their publishing back-catalogue will be given the HD treatment, including Killer7 and God Hand.
- Suda51 announces a new project that looks good
- Atlus or Sega announces rereleases of the past catalogue of SMT games, including PC releases
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