CaH: Holiday Bulls**t 2013 (packages arriving as of 12/9)

Thought I would post to see if anyone got their bullshit already, and if so what they got? Curious if it is going to be matching bullshit or randomness :)

Still waiting patiently on my bullshit!

What are you SAYING?

@lackingsaint: CaH= Cards against Humanity

Holiday Bullshit 2013= Bullshit

That's what I am saying ^^^ Thanks @coinmatze :)

I'm assuming it'll come closer to x-mas since it's just 12 days. But I can't wait for some shoe laces and sticks of gum!

@kirillorlov: In the FAQ it says they plan on sending the items out the first week of December. So it's not impossible for people to already be getting the first items, although I wouldn't expect anything until next week for most people.

@krataur: ah, thanks I didn't notice that. I have no problem of when they send it. I've been filling my time with playing the new expansion and waiting on my PS4 to ship....

I totally forgot I even signed up for this. Now I'm excited to see what bullshit they send me.

I'm really wondering whats going to be showing up on my doorstep in the next week or two.

I believe they've commented on some Facebook posts sent to them by other people that they've started sending out stuff, and people should be receiving their first things later this week.

Oh yeah. I had forgotten about this.

Legitimately kind of terrified what these guys are going to send me.

They also posted on Twitter they are sending stuff out now, I think yesterday or today.

I wasn't when I signed up, but I am now wondering what the fuck I got myself into.

I hope at least one of the items comes in an obviously dildo-shaped package

What the hell is a Card Against Humanity?

I'm really just expecting 12 holiday cards, each with the same thing written inside. "Go fuck yourself - Max Temkin."

I'm going to be checking later today once I get off work. I'll post what I got as soon as I get it. I don't expect much but it was a cool promotion none the less and I'm happy to give them money.

I was entering in my credit card information before I was able to talk myself out of signing up for this. Dying to see what it is.

I am now afraid they're going to send something horribly offensive that my parents will see. Of course, knowing CAH, the envelopes will say "Holiday Bullshit" and my parents will throw them away then and there. So what I'm saying is that I have to get the mail for the next few days.

My friends received their first gift last night. More per gift than I was expecting. Good job, guys!

I been having the same thoughts...

I got my first gift today.

It's a mini expansion of 4 White cards and 1 Black card called "Conspicuous Consumption". The more interesting thing is the note that it was sent with.

You gave $12 and your address to a bunch of strangers on the Internet.

And now we're going to send you 12 gifts. This is the first one, but there are 11 surprises still to come. You can find more information on each day's gift at www.holidaybullshit.com

Oh, and one more thing: There's a puzzle hidden across the 12 days of gifts. It's a hard one, and there's a prize for the first person or group of people to find the solution. GR QRW WKURZ DZDB DQBWKLQJ ZH VHQG BRX.

Reddit's translated the text at the end as DO NOT THROW AWAY ANYTHING WE SEND YOU. Also, there's a new video up on holidaybullshit.com where they heavily imply that they're going to randomly go to someone's house.

Oh, right, the cards:

White:

Piece of shit Christmas cards with no money in them.

These low, low prices!

Giving money and personal information to strangers on the internet.

A magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography.

Black:

But wait, there's more! If you order ________ in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in ________ absolutely free!

I love that video they posted today.

perfect

That is so fucking great.

So are swearwords allowed in thread titles now? This is not me getting all offended or whatever, I'm just genuinely curious. It's a pretty damn stupid rule to begin with, 'specially since I'm almost certain I've seen some of the staff swear for the odd video upload caption.

i didnt get shit in the mail

$12 Well spent if you ask me.

Also still waiting on my Holiday Bullshit. I figured I owed them after I got last holiday's expansion for free.

@yummylee: They're not. I've edited the thread title and I still do think there's a difference between the staff occasionally swearing in video descriptions and letting any user throw swear words into thread titles.

I'm really interested to see what bullshit people get sent here though, I do not envy those at the mercy of the CAH guys.

Oh my, that would be fantastic.

Whoops. Didn't realize that when I posted (more of a lurker and less of a poster, mainly just show up for QL's and the Bombcast tbh).

Luckily, it appears someone obfuscated the shit in the title for me :) Thank you wandering thread mod!

Anyone else still haven't received anything yet or just me?

Still waiting, though I'm in Canada so kind of expected a bit of a delay.

@whatisdelicious: No I haven't got the first one yet either. I wouldn't worry quite yet though.

I got my first package in the mail today! It's bullshit.

I assume that the cards are the same as those in the background for Day 1 on http://www.holidaybullshit.com/ ?

@bushpusherr: Yep, exactly.

I got both day 1 and day 2 today. Day 2 is 5 more cards.

Red Cellophane: Fun Fact: It's important to respect all faiths. Except Hindiusm. Four arms and an elephant head? Come on.

White #1: Moses gargling Jesus's balls while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand holes.

White #2: The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her flying detachable vagina.

White #3: The shittier, Jewish version of Christmas.

Black #1: Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us _________.

Black #2: Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into ______________.

@vaultboy: Man, I hope it's not all cards. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if it was, I just kinda hoped they would have just straight up sold a holiday expansion instead of doing all the mystery stuff if it was just going to be all cards.

Still haven't gotten mine, but I really hope it's not just dumb cards. I don't have people to play the game with so the cards will just be such a huge let down and waste if that's all I paid $20+ for.

Oh yeah I totally ordered this for some reason ahahaha. I wonder whats going to come.

I bet they send a piece of coal one of the days :I

I definitely saw someone on Twitter that had gotten a little baggy of coal, haha.

I'm very curious to see where I'll fall on their naughty or nice list given my answers on the survey.

2 days in and this is all it's been so far. Although at least one card is so religiously offensive that it deserves to be framed and hung on my wall.

There's a new video up.

Also, that day 2 card pack is amazing. One of my friends we play with is Mormon, so it'll be fantastic to see his reaction to it.

Haven't got any of mine yet.

I'm definitely not getting mine in order. Apparently a lump of coal was supposed to be day 2? I got two sets of cards today. Whatever, they're great cards. Seriously.

I'm excited to see what other dumb shit they send.

Nothing for me yet