Ever dreamt that you had sex with a video game character?

" @Hourai said:

" Um... no.  I can't even remember if I've ever had a dream of sex.  "

@CaLe said:

" I've never had  a sex related dream. 

 So... under 12 years old, repressed, or lying? "

Gross, you dream slept with a virtual prostitute.  You should probably book yourself in for an imaginary STD Test.

" @newblacknoise said:

" @Hourai said:

" Um... no.  I can't even remember if I've ever had a dream of sex.  "

@CaLe said:

" I've never had  a sex related dream. 

 So... under 12 years old, repressed, or lying? "

I'm 23 and I've only had three dreams like that in my life. Does that make me weird, or something? "

I was scared to even check this thread...
 
I was right to be...xD

"  ...Yeah, I know that we're taking a trip to creepytown here, but listen:

I just woke up after having a dream where I, among other stuff I can't remember, had sex with Lauren Winter. Seriously, what the hell? Granted, I can't remember if I was "me" in the dream, or if I was, I dunno, Troy or something. But still... what the fuck, man?!

The funny thing is that I haven't played Heavy Rain at all since last March... so why now?Anyway, feel free to line up and point and laugh now, kids, as I am quite clearly insane.  Seriously, I'm a bit freaked out here. Anyone of you had video game characters invade YOUR dreams...? "

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"  @oatz said: 

"  @Aetheldod said: 

" Yes I have , I made a very good looking femshep ;)  "

This is the creepiest fucking post I've ever read. "

I agree. That is insanely creepy. "

I've heard worse.  Anyone remember that thread where a guy stated that IMVU virtual sex was better?  THAT was creepy. "

I've had some fun times in my bedroom (I'm not showing off, simply stating a fact)  but none of those times have ever been better than my dream sex with a hot girl I know and Alyx Vance.  
Alyx was super dirty minded lady in my dream, she knew exactly what I wanted and how much. 
She even satisfied the hot girl I know first, before she got to me, I loved it. 
I'm blessed to remember parts of it. :-p 
 
It was also completely out of the blue as well.
 
Just to note: I don't make a habit of fantasizing about video game characters, this was just a weird one-off. Which makes it weirder because I hadn't played through Half-life 2 for a year or so when I had this dream.

ZANGIEF! NO MORE SPINNING PILEDRIVERS! PLEASE!!!1 
 
 Wait, what?

" @newblacknoise said:

" @Hourai said:

" Um... no.  I can't even remember if I've ever had a dream of sex.  "

@CaLe said:

" I've never had  a sex related dream. 

 So... under 12 years old, repressed, or lying? "

This. Seriously, any guy who claims they've not had a dream about sex is lying. "

" ... No. "

Lara Croft when I was 6 or 7. Came on every polygon

" @RiotBananas said:

" @newblacknoise said:

" @Hourai said:

" Um... no.  I can't even remember if I've ever had a dream of sex.  "

@CaLe said:

" I've never had  a sex related dream. 

 So... under 12 years old, repressed, or lying? "

This. Seriously, any guy who claims they've not had a dream about sex is lying. "

I almost never have dreams about sex, I wish I did but most of my dreams are about being fired from work or being shunned by friends and family. The few times where I have a happy dream it usually ends before any sex happens =/ "

" Lara Croft when I was 6 or 7. Came on every polygon "

Dude, no

Jesus no.

My dreams end before it ever gets close, and never with a fictional character, unless you count fictional representations of people I know.

" @dagas said:

" @RiotBananas said:

" @newblacknoise said:

" @Hourai said:

" Um... no.  I can't even remember if I've ever had a dream of sex.  "

@CaLe said:

" I've never had  a sex related dream. 

 So... under 12 years old, repressed, or lying? "

This. Seriously, any guy who claims they've not had a dream about sex is lying. "

I almost never have dreams about sex, I wish I did but most of my dreams are about being fired from work or being shunned by friends and family. The few times where I have a happy dream it usually ends before any sex happens =/ "

Same here, everytime I have a dream where I know I'm about to have intercourse, I end up waking up before the actual event takes place. "

No, I don't think so
 
>_>
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" @Aetheldod said:

" Yes I have , I made a very good looking femshep ;)  "

This is thirty times more creepy.  "

" @JB16 said:

" @dagas said:

" @RiotBananas said:

" @newblacknoise said:

" @Hourai said:

" Um... no.  I can't even remember if I've ever had a dream of sex.  "

@CaLe said:

" I've never had  a sex related dream. 

 So... under 12 years old, repressed, or lying? "

This. Seriously, any guy who claims they've not had a dream about sex is lying. "

I almost never have dreams about sex, I wish I did but most of my dreams are about being fired from work or being shunned by friends and family. The few times where I have a happy dream it usually ends before any sex happens =/ "

Same here, everytime I have a dream where I know I'm about to have intercourse, I end up waking up before the actual event takes place. "

Well at least you don't have to deal with the disappointment of waking up to sticky underwear and your kitten looking at you with horror in its face.  "

" @luce said:

" Lara Croft when I was 6 or 7. Came on every polygon "

How did you even know what sex was when you were 6 or 7? "

No

" @Aetheldod said:

" Yes I have , I made a very good looking femshep ;)  "

This is the creepiest fucking post I've ever read. "

Wait seriously? People are honestly calling this creepy? Its a dream guys, your mind manifests them, its not like he is talking about day dreaming or something. I have had plenty of sex dreams, i cannot recall any involving a video game character, but if it did i would not be surprised. 

Oddly enough I haven't considering the amount of time I spend gaming. On the other hand I've never really found myself attracted to virtual women so that may be why. Then again, I can't imagine how it'll work out in my head. It just seems so out of place really.

Just last night, only it wasn't a dream...

" Just last night, only it wasn't a dream... "

This thread is going places.

At the same time... it was hot.

 but people kept interrupting me and preventing me from watching it.  Which is about par for the course with sex dreams. "

" Just last night, only it wasn't a dream... "

And here I thought my mind was fucked up to a certain point.

Well, goombas are kind of sexy, so maybe...

" Dude. What the fuck. "

" @mylifeforAiur said:

" Madison is clearly more attractive than Lauren^^ "

I bet Lauren is more dirty though ;)  OK sorry, just had to say that lol.  I've never dreamed about anything like that, and it's a little weird but meh, most dreams are tbh.  "

" @GreggD said:

" @newblacknoise said:

" @Hourai said:

" Um... no.  I can't even remember if I've ever had a dream of sex.  "

@CaLe said:

" I've never had  a sex related dream. 

 So... under 12 years old, repressed, or lying? "

I'm 23 and I've only had three dreams like that in my life. Does that make me weird, or something? "

In introduction to psychology we covered dreams, and I'm pretty sure sex-related dreams are incredibly rare. Just because we think about one thing when we're awake doesn't mean we'll think about it when we sleep. Don't quote me on that, but I'm pretty sure that's the gist of it. That being said, a month ago I had sex with a Japanese girl in my dreams. Whoop whoop. She wasn't a video game character, unfortunately for me. "

Keep it classy, friends.

Totally not awkward thread.........i repeat, TOTALLY NOT AWKWARD

Yeah and the dream went pretty much like this.

I had a legitimate spittake when I saw this thread title. What was weird was that I hadn't actually been drinking anything.

" @Vinchenzo said:

" @GreggD said:

" @newblacknoise said:

" @Hourai said:

" Um... no.  I can't even remember if I've ever had a dream of sex.  "

@CaLe said:

" I've never had  a sex related dream. 

 So... under 12 years old, repressed, or lying? "

I'm 23 and I've only had three dreams like that in my life. Does that make me weird, or something? "

In introduction to psychology we covered dreams, and I'm pretty sure sex-related dreams are incredibly rare. Just because we think about one thing when we're awake doesn't mean we'll think about it when we sleep. Don't quote me on that, but I'm pretty sure that's the gist of it. That being said, a month ago I had sex with a Japanese girl in my dreams. Whoop whoop. She wasn't a video game character, unfortunately for me. "

No offence, but that doesn't sound right at all. A quick Wikipedia search tells me that "83% of men in the United States will experience nocturnal emissions at some time in their life" (source). That's not incredibly rare. It's certainly not the same for everyone, but it's very very common, and I was surprised at the amount of people saying they've never had one. "

Oh, Samus. That was one of the craziest/best dreams I ever had.
So yeah. Yeah, I did have a dream where I had sex with a video game character. Craziest part of it was that that only made up 1/4 of the dream; the rest was just weird and amazing. In other ways.

im afraid ive been gaming hardcore for 3-4 years and i havent seen any female characters attractive enough to make me dream about them 
 
hilarious thread btw. 1+