Review a game in 5 words.

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#201  Edited By Slaker117

Deadly Premonition

 
Kinda broken, SWERY's cool though.
 

MvC3

 
Hit dude, educe massive seizur.
 

Halo Wars

 
"How many?"
"All of them."
 

Call of Duty: Black Ops

 
They totally made another one.
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#202  Edited By Hosstile17

Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
So much fun, it's criminal.

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#203  Edited By animateria

Marvel VS Capcom 3 

 
 Holy shit crazy light show!
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#204  Edited By KaosAngel

Hyperdimension Neptunia 

 
It makes me feel funny.
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#205  Edited By Skald
@Hosstile17 said:

" Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit So much fun, it's criminal. "

Do you work for EA's marketing team?    
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#206  Edited By imsh_pl

Bulletstorm

It will kill your dicks
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#207  Edited By BabyChooChoo

FF13 - Hold forward, just press A.

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#208  Edited By benpack

Mass Effect 2

 
Star Trek, but better aliens.

Marvel vs Capcom 3

 
A game for the masochists.

Dance Dance Revolution

ARROWS EVERYWHERE! SAVE ME ASIANS!
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#209  Edited By Twisted_Scot

Vampire : The Masquerade Bloodlines

 Load. Crash. Reload. Crashed again.
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#210  Edited By EvilTwin

Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

Better than the last two.
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#211  Edited By CaptainObvious

Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War II Retribution

 
Pirate Orks.
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#212  Edited By coaxmetal

All MMO's are dog shit.

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#213  Edited By animateria
@Twisted_Scot said:

"

Vampire : The Masquerade Bloodlines

 Load. Crash. Reload. Crashed again. "

Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 

 
Buggy vampires still fun somehow. 
  
 

Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 


Did you get the patch? 
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#214  Edited By Hosstile17
@extremeradical:  No......... Ha ha ha. If I did, I would be making comments about how Need for Speed: Shift Unleashed was coming out soon for the Xbox 360, PS3, and PC. Maybe I would make references to how if you pre-order you can get exclusive access to two limited edition cars.
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@SpikeSpiegel
said:
" @wickedsc3 said:
" @CptChiken said:
" @wickedsc3 said:

" Modern Warfare 2(if your good): Spawn, Kill, Kill, Kill, NUKE!!!    DONE. "

Its You're, short for you are.  If you're going to review games your grammar needs to be up to scratch. I fear you dont have what it takes. "
Well since your obviously the forum's grammar teacher u should probably know that  DON ' T is a conjunction of do not.  Next time u try being an ass at least put some effort forth.  "
You guys are cute with your pissing contest. :P "
I'm a late entrant to this pissing contest, and neither of my competitors know that "its" is possessive, and that "it's" is a contraction of it is.
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#216  Edited By Twisted_Scot

 

Bulletstorm

Fuck. Shit. Dick. Tits.

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#217  Edited By Commisar123

Magicka:  I'm a wizard thats fucked
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#218  Edited By Skald

Zenonia 

Legend of Zelda with grinding.
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#219  Edited By MachoFantastico

KILLZONE 3

 A great Start lacklustre ending.  
 

DAWN OF WAR 2

Starcraft can go to hell.  
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#220  Edited By gamb1t

Halflife

 
gotta 1 up duke fucken nukem!!!
 
 

Mass Effect

 this fucking citadel!!!!!..... oh sweet
 
 

Counterstrike

 my phone can play this
 
 

Blackops

 kill, get tomahawked (FUCK!!!), gamedrop...
 

Battlefield2

 rpgs, choppers, jets, tanks, dune buggies
 

World of Warcraft

is there much to say?
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#221  Edited By v

Need For Speed: Most Wanted

 
Razor Callahan. That is all.
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#222  Edited By Bongos

Bulletstorm

 
Kick guys into cactus spikes. 
 

System shock

  
Oh god, what was that. 
 

Daggerfall

 
How big is this place?
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#223  Edited By Skald

Cut the Rope 

It's better than Angry Birds 
 

Battle for Wesnoth 

Pretty solid free strategy game.
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I hope I'm not copying what's already been said, at least for P4. 
  
Doom 64 
 The first room is dark. 
 
Super Smash Bros. Brawl 
 It's fun, but fuck tripping. 
 
Persona 4:  
Press X. Don't cast Bufu.

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#225  Edited By Slaker117

Dead Space

 
Mining tools make great guns.
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#226  Edited By PooffBallzZzZ

50 Cent BotS 
 
"FIDDY!  WHERE YO SKULL AT?!?"
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#227  Edited By AceBlack19

Thousand Arms

 
JRPG, The Game!
 

Haunting Ground

 
Bad Dog, Dead Lady
 

Alan Wake

 
Existential Writer, Forest Nordic Walking
 

Street Fighter 4

 
Ken vs. Ken
 

Hard Corps: Uprising

 
Bang Bang. Boss. Jump. Dead.
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Leon

 
Bring me everyone. 
Everyone? 
EEEEVEEEEEEEERYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOONE! 
 

Leon

 
This is not a game.
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#229  Edited By Gumby

Borderlands

"Yay, the Vault!!! ............. FUCK YOU!"
 

Killzone 3

Brittish space Nazis are evil
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#230  Edited By WickedCestus

Deadly Premonition

 
Best Game Ever Made Ever.
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#231  Edited By dbz1995

Portal

 
'This is a triumph'-GlaDoS
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#232  Edited By monetarydread

Disgaea 3:

 
Four hundred hours gone. Awesome.
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#233  Edited By hexogen

Okamiden


DAWWWWWWWWW LOOK AT THE PUPPY
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#234  Edited By HandsomeDead

Call of Juarez: Wicky Wicky Wild Wild West

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#235  Edited By habster3

OKAMI

 
Why do people like this?
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#236  Edited By ApertureSilence

ALPHA PROTOCOL

 Significantly better than I expected.
 

ROCK BAND 3

Pro Keyboard is fucking hard.
   

BIOSHOCK 2

 More like Bioshock 1.5, AMIRITE!?!
 

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

 Always bet on Duke, motherfucker!
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#237  Edited By GJSmitty

How has no one done this.  I'm sorry, but I HAVE to do it.  

Portal

The cake is a lie.
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#238  Edited By willin

Alpha Protocol: Why can't I shoot anything.

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#239  Edited By Hailinel

Odama

Pinball that makes you hoarse.
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#240  Edited By damswedon

Killzone 3

Do they care any more?
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#241  Edited By Getz

hahaha, "they got rid of Otis" is the best review I have ever read. 
 
I got one for Bulletstorm: Slow-mo ass blasting. Game changer. 
 
Do compound words count as one word?

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#242  Edited By donutfever

Bulletstorm: 
Shoot men in the crotch. 

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#243  Edited By Animasta
@Lights_Up_The_Shaft said:
" Alpha Protocol: Why can't I shoot anything. "
Alpha Protocol: It's not a shooter, bro
 
proper one:
 

Radiant Historia

 
A great, lost, SNES RPG.
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I like this thread waaaay too much. 
 

Lara Croft & The Guardian of Light

 
 Not your father's Tomb Raider. 
 

Super Meat Boy

 
You will not succeed. Period.
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#245  Edited By Johnny2900

Sonic the Hedgehog 
Move to the right FAST!!!!

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#246  Edited By Skald

Hot Springs Story 

Game Dev Story's little brother.
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#247  Edited By peacebrother

Marvel VS Capcom 3

What the fuck is happening
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Street Fighter

 
Toward, Down, Down-Toward: You Win!
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#249  Edited By TwoLines

Dead Space 2

 
An improved Dead Space one.
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#250  Edited By HairyMike87

Marvel vs. Capcom 3

 Sentinel will own your face.