Review a game in 5 words.

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#101  Edited By SSValis

Do you like to drive?- Far Cry 2

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Turok (2009)

 
This game fucking blows majorly.
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#103  Edited By obcdexter

Parodius

 
Speed Up, Speed Up, Bubble!
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#104  Edited By septim

Medal of Honor
 
Too scripted. Still worth it.

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#105  Edited By Azteck

Assassin's Creed

 
Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh.
 
Edit: Aww, too late. ):
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#106  Edited By Darksnughero

Playstaion 3 has no games.

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#107  Edited By Video_Game_King

Devil Survivor: It fucking sucks.
 
Was that good?

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#108  Edited By Chocobodude3
UNCHARTED 2 
An epic awesome cinematic experience 
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#109  Edited By Chirag4

Amnesia: The Dark Descent 
 
That shit is super gangster.

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#110  Edited By monkeyking1969

 
Reviews

Uncharted 2

 Murderous Drake still gets good-girl
 

Halo: Reach 

What Halo3 should have been
 

Dead Rising 2

 Gameplay mistakes made even worse 
  
  

Previews 

DeathSpank: Thongs of Virtue  

 150% More?  Less...and later
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#111  Edited By BeachThunder

Borderlands

Smokin' Jesus titty cinnamon! Sweet!
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#112  Edited By allenibrahim

Chrono Trigger

 
A JRPG without the bad!
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#113  Edited By Twisted_Scot

 

Guitar Hero (ALL)

Green, Red, Yellow, Blue, Orange.

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#114  Edited By tapsoda

HALO REACH

 
Halo CE and jet-pack.
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#115  Edited By Snotty

Armoured core: for Answer

 Popping candy in my japs-eye
 

Tony hawk: Ride


 I want my money back
lives in the cupboard now
 

Batman:Arkham asylum


 
 Prancing round dressed in tights
 

C&C Red alert 3


 
Gemma Atkinson, say no more

 

Hexic HD

 
Grand pearl pooh-bah. WTF?
 

Borderlands

 
Hellfiire SMG for the win
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#116  Edited By animateria
  • Kirby Epic Yarn.
 
Oh my god cuteness overload!
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#117  Edited By tmthomsen

Halo: Reach

This definitive best Halo game.
 

Halo 3: ODST

Halo with a minor twist.
 

Metro 2033

Broken game, but great atmosphere.
 

Final Doom

More doom for your needs.
 

Nation Red

Few features, but many zombies.
 
 
More detail.
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#118  Edited By sarahsdad
@NekuSakuraba said:
" @sarahsdad said:
"

Halo Wars

All Units ! Local Units !     
That is only 4 words. "
I didn't think there was enough there to merit such a comprehensive review.
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#119  Edited By Bloodgraiv3

MGS4: That was one long movie. 
 
 
 
I kid.
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#120  Edited By MagicalImp

The Halo Franchise

 Over-hyped piece of dog shit!
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#122  Edited By RsistncE
@MagicalImp: Seriously, you're way out-trolling me right now.
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#123  Edited By 6ZZA

TF2 - Bear my Fucking children

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#124  Edited By JJOR64

Super Street Fighter IV

This game is mega tits.
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#125  Edited By mikemcn

KOTOR 1

Wait, who the fuck am I?
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#126  Edited By Skald

Kirby Super Star: 

 
In my opinion: fucking awesome. 
 

Dragon Age: 

 
Great game, better on computer 
  
Uncharted 2: 

Guy with half-tucked shirt
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#127  Edited By fripplebubby
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 
 
Dudebro shoot heads, smoke weed!
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#128  Edited By X19

SSX3

 
Fun from start to finish.
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#129  Edited By Ignor

Morrowind

It Is Great So There
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#130  Edited By jack_daniels

 

Rape Lay

Wow. Game of the YEAR!
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#131  Edited By 234r2we232

Skate 3

 Should have been Skate 2.
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#132  Edited By Ignor

Armed & Dangerous

It Has A Shark Gun!

Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem

No! Not My Save Games!

Half-Life 2

Get Ready For More Crowbar

Life of D.Duck

Yes It Is A Game

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

Mario Has A Vore Fetish

Metroid Prime

Other M? What Is That?

Portal

Now Ur Thinking With Portals 

The Incredible Machine

It Really Is That Incredible
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#133  Edited By jakob187

Front Mission Evolved

Nolan North really is everywhere!
 
....or....
 

Front Mission Evolved

Wish more people were online
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#134  Edited By Cegoraph

Far Cry 2

Why is everyone shooting me?
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#135  Edited By Dalai

NBA Jam

I made Obama's head huge!
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#136  Edited By c_rakestraw

Bit.Trip Beat

It's Pong, except way harder.
 

Black

Shoot barrels to kill dudes.
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#137  Edited By Red

World of Warcraft 

Timekiller; I have much time.
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#138  Edited By Sooperspy

Super Scribblenauts - Controls fixed, game's now playable. 
 
Far Cry 2 - Burning grass isn't a game.

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#139  Edited By nintendoeats

Plants Vs. Zombies

 
Starcraft for my mother...bitch...
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#140  Edited By Coombs

Condemned 2: Bloodshot

 
Prime example of FAIL
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#141  Edited By DarkShaper


Recettear

  
CAPITALISM HO YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!
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#142  Edited By jonnyboy

'Splosion Man

 
Doughnuts 'SPLODE! Bacon 'SPLODE! Choppa
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#143  Edited By iam3green

Modern warfare 2- spawn kill, die, spawn, kill. 
 
counter strike source- wow people still play this?

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#144  Edited By SumDeus

N+

FUCK YOU, HEAT-SEEKING MISSILES!
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#145  Edited By VisariLoyalist
Metal Gear Solid 4
Don't Bitch It's Art Man
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#146  Edited By ch3burashka

Max Payne is the shit. 
 
Alan Wake is the shit. 
 
Viewtiful Joe is the shit. 
 
Hype: The Time Quest: Awesome.

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#147  Edited By eternitymemory

Assassin's Creed II

"Requiescat in pace, mother fucker."
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#148  Edited By landon

Devil May Cry 4

 
DMC 3 was much better.
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#149  Edited By ArbitraryWater

Street Fighter IV

It's like Street Fighter. Too. 
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#150  Edited By scarace360

SUPER STREET FIGHTER 4

 
Good game Mother fucking blankas