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#1  Edited By MrKlorox

Everybody needs a pseudonym in the off chance they're approached to do a dirty film. What's yours?

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#2  Edited By MrKlorox

Mine's MrFloorKox. I used to go by RedBawlz, which would have also totally worked.

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Agent Overgrown Mustache

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#4  Edited By Scooper

Scooper's in your pooper 9: all internals edition

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#5  Edited By SoothsayerGB

Ted Bundy

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#6  Edited By ToadRunner

Longjohns Silvers
Or Mr. Enormouspenis

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#7  Edited By CowMuffins

Cow Muffins.

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#8  Edited By TheMustacheHero

Dr. Manhatten.

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#9  Edited By CommodoreGroovy

Bavarian Beefstick

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#10  Edited By Zajtalan

sgt. johnson

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#11  Edited By LiquidSwords
@SoothsayerGB said:
"Ted Bundy "

LOL!
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#12  Edited By georgecletus

dwayne longdong 
 
or just randy

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Howie Long.

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#14  Edited By skywing

My last name is Azamy 
so my porn name is Salami Azamy.

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Arnold schwarzenagger

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Vinny Caravella.

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#17  Edited By Metasin

The way my friends and I figured it out was by taking the name of your favorite pet and your mother's maiden name. 

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#18  Edited By buzz_clik
@Metasin said:

" The way my friends and I figured it out was by taking the name of your favorite pet and your mother's maiden name.  "

See, I've heard it's your first pet and the first street you lived in. Sadly, though, when I use that formula I turn out as 'Shadrack Church'. I sound like the guy who goes and watches said films in seedy cinemas, wearing a long coat of some description.
 
All my friends, however, have awesome names when they use this method:
  • Chopper Duke
  • Wags Willowbank
  • Coochie Burke
 
I got dudded.
 
With that in mind, when I have children I'm going to get them a pet called Biff and make sure I live in McBlumpkin Street.
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#19  Edited By Whisperkill

Lex Jiggles    or   Crane Stonefly    
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Dwight Schrute.

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#21  Edited By Brunchies

Rick Astley is the Ultimate porno name, Don't lie. 

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#22  Edited By Coltonio7

Cocks McRaperton

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Meet-o-orgy

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#24  Edited By MrKlorox
@buzz_clik said:
"See, I've heard it's your first pet and the first street you lived in. "
Bugs Terrace. Nope, too gay.
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#25  Edited By buzz_clik

Bob Scathach.

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#26  Edited By JoRoNimo

Using the pet/street theory, I'm Cocoa Creagor.

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#27  Edited By MrKlorox
@jorojoserojas: Win
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#28  Edited By buzz_clik
@MrKlorox said:
" Bugs Terrace. Nope, too gay. "
I've heard worse. But it is an odd one.
 
@jorojoserojas said:
" Using the pet/street theory, I'm Cocoa Creagor. "
Bingo bango.
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#29  Edited By KowalskiManDown

Magical Mister Mistoffelees.

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#30  Edited By ToadRunner

Got another one: Mild Inconvenience

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#31  Edited By Andorski

Hung Lo... for my asian brethren.

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#32  Edited By McPlated

Mr. Yuck... 
Or "DJ-dick-stuck-in-suspenders" works fine also.

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#33  Edited By blair

Pet / Street:  Coyote Whitmore
Original Name:  Bentley 'Supercock' Rothschild

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#34  Edited By Optiow

I would have to go with Protractor.

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Zazz Blamymataaz

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#37  Edited By Dr_Feelgood38

Dr. Feelgood...?
 
The pet/street name rules gives me: FruFru Vulcan
 
Huh.

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#38  Edited By buzz_clik
@Dr_Feelgood38 said:
" Dr. Feelgood...?  The pet/street name rules gives me: FruFru Vulcan   Huh. "
Dude, you lived on Vulcan Street? That pretty high on the badass-o-meter.
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#39  Edited By MasturbatingBear

 Swedish Chefstick.  

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#40  Edited By RipTheVeins

oh yeah, pet/street: Rambo South Fourth... did not see that coming...
pet/mother's maiden name:  Rambo Ciskco (too homosexual for my tastes)

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#41  Edited By ArchScabby

half minute hero.

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#42  Edited By Dr_Feelgood38
@buzz_clik: I guess it was pretty badass. There was a guy who took a baseball bat to our snowman once during winter. Those were rough times, let me tell you.
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#43  Edited By MasturbatingBear
@ArchScabby said:

" half minute hero. "

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Buck Naked.

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#45  Edited By MasturbatingBear
@buzz_clik said:
" @Metasin said:

" The way my friends and I figured it out was by taking the name of your favorite pet and your mother's maiden name.  "

See, I've heard it's your first pet and the first street you lived in. Sadly, though, when I use that formula I turn out as 'Shadrack Church'. I sound like the guy who goes and watches said films in seedy cinemas, wearing a long coat of some description.
 
All my friends, however, have awesome names when they use this method:
  • Chopper Duke
  • Wags Willowbank
  • Coochie Burke
 I got dudded.  With that in mind, when I have children I'm going to get them a pet called Biff and make sure I live in McBlumpkin Street. "
your friends are badass or liars.
 
My pet/street would be.
 
Mo Ozark.
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#46  Edited By Yummylee

Didn't know i had one...well it would Yummylee i imagine, its my PSN-ID but thinking about for a sec it would suit a porno-wonderman title =P

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Mister Blister

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The J

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#49  Edited By demontium
@TheMustacheHero:  
 

         TheMustacheHero 
         TheMustacheHero 
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#50  Edited By clubsandwich

pet/street
 
Precious Hurricane
 
O_o
 
I'd like something like Gored Icke