Whenever someone gets mad at my brother on XBox Live and insults him he always calmly replies "yea, well I fucked your dad." They usually don't know what the hell to say after that. Sometimes they respond with "man, you're a fag," to which he says "well yea I guess so, seeing as I FUCKED YOUR DAD, you dumb fuck." The funniest part is he insults himself much more than the other person, leaving them with nowhere to go, and there are always the people who take games way too seriously that still get angry because they don't know how to make him mad.
I say "Satan" a lot. For example I yell "COCK OF SATAN!" or "SATAN GAVE BIRTH TO YOU, BECAUSE THIS GAME IS SO HARD IT MUST BREAK WITH SOME BIBLE LAW". I'm not that religious, but I guess it's my background.
" FUCK U, U FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT, ROTT IN HELL, DAMMIT I DONT BELIEVE IN HELL, WELL... HAVE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DETH U M0THER FUCKER, GO DIE. FUCKIN COCK FACED CAPITALISTIC B1TCH KILLING ASS EATER. that was super mario 3 on one of the last levels "
You Cock Sucking Bitch Ass Fat Fuck little brat, go suck a dick, and jump off a fucking bridge. stop noob toobing my ass. im going to come to your house and kill you and fuck your mom. thats around what i said with a few paraphrases.
Don't want to offend anyone, so I'll just preface this with the fact that I was yelling this at a character within a game. I basically told said character that I would rape them and their family, before killing them.
" Don't want to offend anyone, so I'll just preface this with the fact that I was yelling this at a character within a game. I basically told said character that I would rape them and their family, before killing them. "
I barely ever yell at vdeo games. The most you'll get out of me is a muttered "bullshit" or just insulting one of the characters I'm playing as. I remember calling Nathan Drake a pussy numerous times while playing Uncharted 2 on Insanity.
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