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It was a cold day outside when i first noticed i had the power to bring trees to life.Than i died.No one mourned.No one cried.My ghost haunted all those who mocked me.Then i came back as a zombie.This,children,is the tale of Billiam the unmourned zombie,reanimator of trees.He was a wonderful man,whose warm smile overshadowed the fact that he never wore anything from the waist down.The only thing warmer than his smile were the feelings he had while observing kids coming to and leaving school from the comfort of his minivan.In accordance with the prophecy.He stroked his mustache thoughtfully.And came up with an idea.I will destroy all the unicorns! He grabbed 2 boys,Trevor and Bryan,from the school,pulled them into his minivan,and sped off to Unicornia.But he could not find any unicorns so he moved on to children.He slowly closed his eyes and went back to the past that was his childhood.He was on his knees and covered in blood.He looked up and saw his mother impaled upon a crystalline horn.Her expression of terror and the sheets of blood that dripped from her dress and the unicorn's mocking laugh would haunt his waking memory for all eternity.Enraged at the inhumanity of it all he donned his trench coat and steped into 1888 London.He removed his trench coat in favor of a more stylish tracksuit.But as he soon found out,the tracksuit held a dark secret.He had become Dr.Tracksuit.The evil mad scientist who expirements on small children,attempting to make an army of tiny unicorn killers!By day he wore the tracksuit stylishly... by night... he wore clashing pants.His arch nemesis, The RZA challenged him to a rooftop duel,for the fates of all the unicorn children.But while rapping for his life,he heard those words and recognized them as the calling card of his most hated enemy:the Jabbercocky.Then Dr.Tracksuit ran away for the fear he would suffer the same death as his mother.Then he remembered he was already a freaking zombie,so it was highly unlikely that that would happen.But he remembered that zombies could die again,as evidenced by Dead Rising 2.And he trembled at the world ''Drillbucket'' not only because it was the most gruesome porn magazine known to zombie kind but also because its the only thing that can kill that which is already dead.Thus making him shit his pants.Penis.Penis.He repeated the word several times,new feelings emerging from within whilst his mind wandered down phallic twists and turns.Penis he said again.''How comes this thread isn't locked yet while so many like it have been locked before?'' wondered Billiam's little sister,Ziana,while surfing Giantbomb on her iMac.At that moment he used his tree re-animating powers to make his penis the size of a redwood.And he died the end.His penis become king of the world!But then...A bigger,meaner,and stronger penis challenged him to a duel...He saw a dark and twisted shape emerging from over the mountains and knew it could be none other than his arch-nemesis.He suddenly remarked:Penis.''Thread should have ended here.''ALPHA-OMEGA-SUPREME PENIS!Then suddenly a hurricane came and swept the evil penis away.He proclaimsed,as he marched toward the mountain sweeping forth profanities,Which caused the other arch-nemesis penis to shrink in size and disappear into his oppenients crotch,When he finally saw the true worth of himself that was always there to begin with.Then he had the urge to shit.The end.But the story was not over.Billiam did indeed have to produce fecal matter.And he shat to his hearts content.He then noticed a strange toad...I eated a cookie!I got locked for this thread.While Billiam was getting up,he suddenly made a shocking discovery.The toad had a miniture tracksuit on.However,by the time Billiam the Zombie noticed this,it was too late.The new Dr.Tracksuit,now in the form of a toad,had eyes glowing as bright as embers with rage.Then a guy in a gorilla suit came and freaked out one of Billiam's friends Dave.Not to mince words,but Dave was the pussy to Billiam's massive cock;where Billaim squirted pure zombie chaos in his wake,Dave used his mystical healing powers to fix that which Billiam destroyed.Suddenly from the shadows came Batman.That was exactly when he pooed his pants.That's it!He declared.''Im tired of these motherfucking pants on my motherfucking legs!It was then he ripped of his pants and showed Batman that he didn't intend to fuck around.Or did he?Suddenly out of nowhere Chris Hansen appeared and said:''Why dont you take a seat  over there and tell me what you're doing here''.Batman lunged forward to put a censor bar over his redwood of a dick,when suddenly......His dick started talking.To Chris Hansen and said he was only here to meet a girl who said she was 18 years old but Chris Hansen knew better and started reading the transcript rom the chatroom.Chris Hansen could not read Zombie,leaving him confused.....and in the perfect position for Billiam to make his move.So he started running vertically up the wall when he met up with Alice.Alice was the girl Billiam met in the chat but Alice was really a 60 year old midget with a blond wig.Billiam roundhousekicked that ho for lying to him.Little did Billiam know but that 60 year midget was Chuck Norris's grandmother.Billiam then thought of how he got himself in this situation.Was it love,lust or just a longing for more?Bukkuan quickly came to his senses when he noticed Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal walk into the house while Chuck's grandmother crawled around on the floor.Billiam then began shitting uncontrollably with a stench so powerful a black hole some how created sucking everyone into it.Everybody was sucked into Tyra Bank's monster snatch;nobody was spared.Then Stanley Kubrick yelled ''cut''. Billiam then said ''Fuck you!'' and kept going.And then someone asked,''How do you put this thread in my favourites''?But none of this was heard by Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal as they watch granny take her last breath due to the hands or should we say foot of Billiam...But Chuck Norris knew in his heart he had to fight Billiam to the death.Til' a ghastly apparition of a 5 headed monkey showed itself in front of him.And so it began.With nowhere to run,Billiam covered his eyes in fright and with one,swift slap of his giant monkey tail,Billiam was thrown out of the window and into relative safety.He then fell into hay,jumped out of the hay,and murdered any nearby cops just for funzies and then stole a car and ran out of Liberty City.Only to find out he drove into the County of San Andreas.Oh no!He screamed as he watched a dog eat a squirrel on the sidewalk of San Andreas.He watched Jesus fight Cthulhu in the alley as he made his way into the McDonald's drive thru.I farted.He asked them for the McChurger,which is obviously putting a McChicken between the burgers of a McDouble.He ate it,but then had to go through the drive-thru again to get another one because Zack was hungry and peeved that he didn't get anything the first time around.He was one baaaaaaaaaaad mother....goose,and later got a girl pregnant from looking at her.The girl then gave birth right on the sidewalk next to a Walmart and the baby pooped out wearing a ninja outfit.The baby ninja had a katana and threated to kill Billiam.And then i pushed the reset button....But the baby brutally kills the girl first and then went back to Billiam and threatens him further.But to no avail.The baby ninja continued to stalk to the streets looking for his next prey.Billiam knew what had to be done:he had to eat Predator Baby so that he may absorb its power.