Are you for or against mayonnaise?

Pro-mayo and very anti-anti mayo people. I tend to believe they suffer from some kind of neurosis.

Spread it thin, a little goes a long way. And I prefer Miracle Whip because I am a filthy individual.

Mayo on fries is the fucking shit

I put mayo on some sandwiches, but mayo on burgers and fries? What the hell..ew.

Mayo is cool, just don't go too wild with it.

Crazy that is has so many votes against.

Miracle whip is the best Mayo

Pro, but small amounts and low fat.

Chilli sauce + mayonnaise = best thing evahhhh. You get it in all the grotty chicken shops in Britain. I even remember the first time I had it. I asked for chilli sauce and the guy said "Have you tried chilli and mayo?" As soon as I tasted it I thought put your babies in me, you hair-netted hairy bastard but knew that if the kids also truncated the word mayonnaise to mayo then I'd have to drown them in a bucket.

I read the title as "Are you for or against misogynists" and I don't know whether that says more about me or this forum

Super Anti-Mayonnaise. Just the thought of it makes me sick.....

Gross...

Super Anti-Mayonnaise. Just the thought of it makes me sick.....

Gross...

Way too many pro-mayo guys on here. You're all sickos!

Necessary to some, completely disgusting and unbearable to most?

I like things that taste good. Which of course means I'm pro-mayo.

YUP YUP YUP YUP

Mayo is disgusting on its own. Its oil and filth.

How can one hate mayo? It's delicious on most things. But you know what I hate? Mustard.

Edit: So what? Americans hate Mayo, Europeans love it? Is that it?

Yeah dude, mayo is kind of disgusting.

Anti-Mayo for sure. I once used it instead of ranch and I swear that I was seconds from dying. That stuff is disgusting.

My mind cannot simply imagine how can anyone hate Mayo? Disgusting? WTF?!!!!

I was pro-mayo before I found horseradish. and real mustard.

Mayo is good, but you gotta use a light touch with it

As a general rule, I'm against it. Ethically. I mean, it's just gross looking. And if you squeeze it in your hands, it sounds like somebody taking a wet shit. That doesn't really stop me from eating it when it's on my food. But I draw the line at buying a jar from the store. I'd rather not completely lose my dignity at the checkout line.

I can say that this is 100% true. It's like liposuctioned fat out of some obese dude. It just sits there all jiggly and chunky.

In small doses, sure. I'm not going to organize a pro-mayo crusade or anything like that, but I have no problems with the condiment.

I grew up with Miracle Whip, can't eat anything else on macaroni salad. Hellmann's tastes like pure nasty to me. Pro tip: mayo takes on the flavour of any spice or sauce you mix it with so I mix in a little bit of cumin and paprika in my mayo before mixing it into the mac salad, it makes for a delicious experience.

But with anything other than mac/chicken/tuna salad I tend to prefer no mayo, though I wont refuse to eat a sandwich with it on it.

I was anti-mayo until I started having indigestion after eating dry sandwiches in my early 30s. Adding a little bit of mayo helped the sandwich go down, as gross as that sounds.

Mayo makes a sandwich, but I don't know about putting it on anything else...

Light mayo though, I'm not a monster.

And Miracle Whip has its uses for certain salads and tuna sandwiches.

Mayo is made from the Satan himself. If you know what I mean.

Mayo is disgusting. It's friggen curdled egg and vinegar. DISGUSTING.

However, if you enjoy it, whatever floats your boat.

I'm Pro-Mayo. Sandwichs wouldn't taste the same without them.

Nope. Don't like the look of it. Don't like the feel of it. Don't like the taste of it.

Get it as far away from me as you possibly can.

Pro mayo.

Anti miracle whip or any of those flavored/olive oil based hipster mayos. Go egg or go home.

Mayo all the way! Death to ketchup!

Those dry sandwiches sound way more gross.

A few weeks ago I watched a girl eat a large bowl of mayo by itself, it was one of the most disgusting things I've seen in recent memory.

Also, mayo is gross and for jerks

Mix some wasabi and lemon juice in mayonaisse for some good shit.

I like mayonnaise. It's nice in sandwiches and essential for potato or tuna salads.

Mayonnaise is disgusting.

I wouldn't trust any person who likes it, it's like a stamp of evil on the soul.

Well I guess it kinda depends on what you're doing with it. For instance, a great big cheeseburger with mayo and ketchup on it? You got yourself a tasty bite to eat there my friend. And of course, your macaroni salads and such kind of need them. But if we're talking cold cuts and such, I'd rather go for a dressing or mustard instead. I guess it's just all to preference and semantics really.

I used to hate mayo until I discovered the joy of including avocado and mayonnaise on sandwiches.

Anyone who hates it is harboring secret homophobia.

man take some mayo mix in some bbq sauce and dip french fries in it and then tell me you are still anti mayo! YOU CANT FUCKING DO IT!

I'm usually making sliders which is why I do both the top and bottom bun. Grilled onions can be pretty greasy. But I hadn't thought of doing a grind of pepper on the mayo, that's a brilliant idea.

Nectar from the Gods I say! NECTAAAAARR!!!!