Sigh. About all I can say positive about the final season is that the cinematography was mostly great and there were a handful of cool scenes. However, the writing turned out to be completely abysmal and really tainted the overall show such that most of it proved pointless and won't ever really be worth rewatching.
I guess I'm glad they actually addressed the elephant in the room of Dany being treated like a hero up until burning King's Landing, but the fact that they felt the need to try to rationalize it to the audience via a Tyrion speech speaks to how abrupt/forced/incongruent/bad that all was. The scene with the throne, Dany, Jon, and the dragon was done very well, even though I called this X3 ending after last week. Dany never actually sitting on the throne and having the dragon melt it were both solid symbolism given the ending the writers chose, so credit where credit is due for that.
Beyond that, though, this episode really fell apart. The time skip was a total cop-out to avoid the obvious issue of having Jon waltz past Grey Worm, the Unsullied, and the Dothraki (who apparently didn't get wiped out by the Night King?) moments after putting a shiv in their beloved queen. Nice of all of her hyperviolent, bloodthirsty, fiercely loyal army to take Jon prisoner and patiently hold him and Tyrion until their fates could be collectively decided by a council to be convened at a later date.
Then this council itself decides to be jarringly joke-y when tasked with making the wildly important decision of what happens to the seven kingdoms, disrespectfully zinging Edmure Tully and laughing off Sam's proposal of democracy, and ultimately allows the decision to basically be made by prisoner Tyrion. And the basis for Tyrion choosing Bran is because he has "a good story"? Nevermind that Jon's story is better, that everyone except Grey Worm and apparently Yara would love to see him as King, that he's easily the most obvious and deserving choice for it, etc. Jon isn't a subversive enough option for the writers, so let's just shuffle him off to the Night's Watch.
So now Bran becomes sort-of "king" of six of the seven kingdoms, because Sansa gets to have her cake and eat it too to now be apparently lovingly embraced by the independent North despite them choosing Jon as their king earlier, and everyone at the council is totally fine with them playing by different rules. They're also fine with oversight from a smug space cadet who barely speaks and spent most of his life in isolation basically playing VR. Grey Worm, the Unsullied, and the Dothraki are fine with freeing Tyrion so he can keep the same job he had under their queen, and are also fine with their queen's murderer going home. The Unsullied are fine with sailing off to a place they've never been to quit being soldiers and live in peace because Grey Worm liked Missandei, and the nomadic, horse-based Dothraki horde are fine with their new city life.
We then get what should have been a good scene of Brienne correcting the record on Jaime, but it somehow doesn't feature her entering her own page in the annals. Then we have an eye-roll-inducing "A Song of Ice and Fire" book appearance amidst another odd scene of the newly-minted leaders being silly, because apparently this wacky group needs to feel as slapped together and unqualified for their roles as possible. A brief-but-fun appearance from Knight Podrick couldn't even save this scene. Arya goes off to be Christopher Columbus, and then Jon pets his wolf that he was a total dick to a few episodes ago and walks into the woods.
Is this really a satisfying conclusion for anyone? At this point, I don't care enough to join the petitions for remaking it or whatever, but man, this series went out with a whimper. I fully expect this to be remembered as a "what not to do" in ending a series that belongs among Lost, Dexter, etc. The writing absolutely fell off of a cliff this season, and ultimately seemed to only care about trying to subvert itself and people's expectations. Multiple characters behaved nonsensically and/or against their own motivations to try and allow for/adhere to this dumbass "conclusion", if you can even call it that.
Honestly, I'm glad it's over, and that's maybe the worst thing I could say about it.
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