Let her make the first move man. Girls HATE it when guys take charge.
Watch the dude actually believes this and it ruins every relationship he'll ever attempt to have, resulting in a complex in which he resorts to asking strangers on a videogame forum for advice....All because of the damage you caused. wait.
I can't believe you're gullible enough to think it's real.
Massage my friend, Learn to give a good massage, It will be your "in" for every girl you meet in the next decade Once you have her relaxed and feeling good everything else will simply happen. Ahh.... to be young again
Let her make the first move man. Girls HATE it when guys take charge.
Watch the dude actually believes this and it ruins every relationship he'll ever attempt to have, resulting in a complex in which he resorts to asking strangers on a videogame forum for advice....All because of the damage you caused. wait.
I can't believe you're gullible enough to think it's real.
First you tell her to close her eyes because your gonna kiss her, then you carefully unzip your pants, and insert your penis in her mouth. You should see the look they get when they realize what just happened. Oh, and as always...Hookers, wait no, i'm sorry, relaxation therapists.
*reads OP* ... Okay, kind of odd, but I'm not going to judge.
*reads "that got me hot" comment* Yyyyeah, I don't want to be in this thread anymore. Are you the guy who wrote The Jeff/Ryan Fanfic That Shall Not Be Named?
I'm sorry, this thread's title just made me burst in laughter. I scared the people behind me, in fact.
Um, kissing a girl? Like a full on make out sesh? I can't really say. But it's skin on skin, and it's kinda nice if you're doing it with someone you like.
Just stick your hand on her crotch and start rubbing.
Lol, that actually got me kind of hot.
He said her crotch. If you rub your crotch on a date, consider it practice for a lifelong hobby.
Who rubs their crotch on a date anyway? That's how you pick up a girl in the first place. Stand in front of them and just go to town. After that, it's just redundant.
@Video_Game_King: Meh, who needs that, anyway? "Secret dating" is the hot new trend now. When performed correctly, the girl never even realizes that she's in a relationship. Hell, I dated one for three years this way.
It got a little hairy after awhile, admittedly. She had a rather large friend named Paco who seemed to be under the impression that my "secret dating" technique was "scaring her". He then "broke" my "kneecaps" with the blunt edge of a "machete" and "kicked me in the face".
Now, this got me kind of hot, so I started "secretly dating" Paco after I healed up a bit. I'm not gay, but I really appreciate good technique with weaponry, if you get my drift.
(Nope. Even giving a conscious effort, I can't come close the the creepiness already demonstrated in this thread.)
Ok this is what you do, look into her eyes and see if she gives you a weird look, looks away, or gives you a puppy dog kind of look. If she does the puppy dog thing GET IT BOY
Just do it. If you think it's a big deal you'll get nervous and chicken out. Trust me I know... first date I was ever on I chickened out and made no moves. I learned from my mistakes though and than onward it has been good.
*reads OP* ... Okay, kind of odd, but I'm not going to judge. *reads "that got me hot" comment* Yyyyeah, I don't want to be in this thread anymore. Are you the guy who wrote The Jeff/Ryan Fanfic That Shall Not Be Named?
Actually the only reason I came here was to find out who wrote it. I saw it in GT and they sent me here.
Lick her teeth clean, and when I say clean, I mean she don't gotta do a dentist visit for another 3 years. After that, go in with the tongue and start scrapping the roof of her mouth with it (girls love that shit). End it by burping into her mouth if you can, that's the real kicker, but only if you can pull it off right.
Lick her teeth clean, and when I say clean, I mean she don't gotta do a dentist visit for another 3 years. After that, go in with the tongue and start scrapping the roof of her mouth with it (girls love that shit). End it by burping into her mouth if you can, that's the real kicker, but only if you can pull it off right.
Your post actually made me feel physically ill, so congratulations on that.
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