Personal identity: What are you?

I have a hard time imagining anyone actually coming up to you out of the blue and asking what you were; but if they did, the only valid response is "sex machine".

@Papa_XIV:

Aw, how cute! The tiny wittle human thinks he can destwoy my Kingdom with weligion. D'aaawwww!

@Ghostiet said:

Me? I'm the Head of Vecna.

Hahahahahahaha. Nerd humor.

The Quintessential Essence of BS.

When people ask me that I find that they're usually asking me what ethnicity i am.

We are Venom.

"Nobody. I'm nobody. I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a box car and a jug of wine. And a straight razor if you get too close to me."

It entirely depends on the day and the mood, either I'm full of myself and I'll get overly grandiose or I'm lacking interest and I'll ridicule the question.

In all honesty, I don't even know myself.

Labels are for losers.

Introvert, mostly, but I fucking love to talk when the topic is interesting. Hence: Forums, writing reviews.

@Video_Game_King:LOL. Just for the record, I'm atheist, no religion going on here ;P.

Stoic, cynic, skeptic.

Socially inept artist.

An underrated jerk who's a jerk because he's underrated, and because he's underrated fails at life.

Sexual deviant

i pick up the heavy thing