I found this and thought it was funny. It's a generalization, sure, but most comedy is based on exaggeration and stereotypes.
THE QUESTION: How do girls think?
Through a series of electrochemical impulses in the brain. Given that the male and female brains are very different it thus follows that their thoughts will differ, as well. There's your answer.
Just think about something logical, then figure out what the opposite is, that is what she is thinking.
In life, girls always get the benefit of the doubt. Everyone always lets them slide on rude behavior. Girls get this kind of special treatment in the name of courtesy or chivalry. Its just considered polite to let girls get away with rude behavoir.
Accordingly, girls go through life thinking that they can treat everybody however they want, without consequence. The result is a stunted social maturity, which often results in an emotional breakdown of sorts when they reach middle-age and people stop giving them the benefit of the doubt all the time. In many ways, "becoming a woman" is the realization that your shit really does stink, and everyone was just being nice to you earlier in life because of our societal deference towards girls.
I like what I'm reading, but to the few of you that think I'm trying to insult girls, that was not my intention. It's actually a scientific fact that men and women think differently and my only intention is to know what other people think about this topic.
" I think it depends what we're thinking about. Like, if I'm thinking about sandwiches I get real excited! "We can talk about sandwiches too lol. :P
" @dudeglove said:It's not an ignorant opinion, it depends on the type of girl.true. the unfriendly and aggressive thing is an ignorant opinion. "" Women are extremely horny on their period, just so you know. "
If you find a girl that likes a lot of the things you're into, then go for it! I, for example, cannot get enough of the technology/gaming/filmmaking scene. It helps if she is not shallow and can hold a conversation for more then a second without saying "My hairs AWEFUL todayyy" that just screams needy.
I'd just like to put in my 2 cents, or whatever your currency may be, and say that us girls are very emotional. Sure it's depicted a million different ways on TVs and Movies and those are exaggerations of course. Specially while we're teens we have No idea what we want and we're not in it for the sex, well some are but they're not worth your time. I say, if you want a girl find one who's stable, you can tell if she is because while you're "friends" she won't call you a million times, she doesnt have too much drama in her life to tell you about, and she can put together a clear sentence. Make sure you have things in common and hey, if she wants, she'll Let you know that she likes you.
One major point about girls though, is we don't like Really clingy guys, no matter how desperate you are. DONT LET HER KNOW IT. That is all.
i actually deleted it because i thought it was too wordy, but seeing as you agree.. i shall re-post it haha
" @ISuperGamerI: I'd just like to put in my 2 cents, or whatever your currency may be, and say that us girls are very emotional. Sure it's depicted a million different ways on TVs and Movies and those are exaggerations of course. Specially while we're teens we have No idea what we want and we're not in it for the sex, well some are but they're not worth your time. I say, if you want a girl find one who's stable, you can tell if she is because while you're "friends" she won't call you a million times, she doesnt have too much drama in her life to tell you about, and she can put together a clear sentence. Make sure you have things in common and hey, if she wants, she'll Let you know that she likes you. One major point about girls though, is we don't like Really clingy guys, no matter how desperate you are. DONT LET HER KNOW IT. That is all. i actually deleted it because i thought it was too wordy, but seeing as you agree.. i shall re-post it haha "It's all good I thought it was a good perspective. :)
" @ISuperGamerI: it had better be seeing as i AM a girl, haha, i should think i know what im saying about my own sex =P "Rofl you have a point, but you are SAM I AM! I'm kidding, just fooling around with you lol. :P
" @ISuperGamerI: dude, i have a BOOK, a famous one at that, with my name on it. whos Not going to use that as their picture?!? oh and ps. guys use girls pictures allllll zee time haha i know "LIES! And yeah I know eetz a problem dees dayz. :P
" @ISuperGamerI: eet reelly eez, so eez dis accent i have addapteed! haha but seriously folks, find a real girl, not an avatar, they can't love as we can haha "True dat but I think you should listen to Gunner, just sayin lol. :P
" @sam_i_am: All the girls I've been with are heartless succubi "This man speaks the truth.
" @ISuperGamerI: "would you like it here or there, would you like it in a house? Would you like it with a mouse?" lol "Rofl oh man that made my day. I don't know about a mouse though. :P
" @ISuperGamerI: @Gunner: you both have obviously never been with a good girl, i'd assume she was.... good looking, likes to talk about herself, enjoys make-up and clothes and may even be rich? im just stereotyping though. "Nah just that they change their minds and lose interest like it didn't mean anything to them.
I'm still hoping you're serious or I'm gonna run off and cry in a corner with my green eggs and ham. :P" @ISuperGamerI said:
haha always good to try new things! lol "" @sam_i_am said:
" @ISuperGamerI: "would you like it here or there, would you like it in a house? Would you like it with a mouse?" lol "Rofl oh man that made my day. I don't know about a mouse though. :P "
" @Erzs said:Sarcasm really depends on whether or not mayo is involved!" I think it depends what we're thinking about. Like, if I'm thinking about sandwiches I get real excited! "I think I like this girl, even if I detect a hint of sarcasm in her post. This girl is cool in my book. "
" @Gunner said:But but...dresses are sexy. :)" @sam_i_am: Id like it in your blouse. Wait... "im more of a t-shirt kinda gal "
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