THE QUESTION: How do girls think?

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#51  Edited By penguindust

I found this and thought it was funny.  It's a generalization, sure, but most comedy is based on exaggeration and stereotypes.  

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#52  Edited By RobotHamster

You haven't hit puberty yet have you?

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#54  Edited By shirogane
@PenguinDust:
Damn, that male one made me laugh instantly. 
Especially the toilet aiming. 
 
Driving manual transmission is funny, cause one of my friends struggles with auto, while his girlfriend drives manual absolutely perfectly.
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#55  Edited By Video_Game_King

Through a series of electrochemical impulses in the brain. Given that the male and female brains are very different it thus follows that their thoughts will differ, as well. There's your answer.

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#56  Edited By Cedstick

Yo bra, that's a pretty broad question to be askin', so I'm just gonna kill this entire thread and say, "read The Game." 'Cause in the end, we all know you're just hinting at your sexual frustration and are wondering why you can't get a girlfriend.

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#57  Edited By ninjakiller

Gentlemen, I believe this may be of some help to the community. 
 
  

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#58  Edited By CharleyTony

Just think about something logical, then figure out what the opposite is, that is what she is thinking.
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#59  Edited By gamer1313

Did you know girls insult each other online similar to guys, they tell each other to suck d*ck...
I've witnessed it. XD

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#60  Edited By damnboyadvance

I suppose you mean stupid girls?

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#61  Edited By Wrect

In life, girls always get the benefit of the doubt.  Everyone always lets them slide on rude behavior.  Girls get this kind of special treatment in the name of courtesy or chivalry.  Its just considered polite to let girls get away with rude behavoir. 
 
Accordingly, girls go through life thinking that they can treat everybody however they want, without consequence.  The result is a stunted social maturity, which often results in an emotional breakdown of sorts when they reach middle-age and people stop giving them the benefit of the doubt all the time.  In many ways, "becoming a woman" is the realization that your shit really does stink, and everyone was just being nice to you earlier in life because of our societal deference towards girls.
 
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#62  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

Dont try to understand them its a lost cause.

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#63  Edited By asurastrike

With their brain.

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#64  Edited By ISuperGamerI

I like what I'm reading, but to the few of you that think I'm trying to insult girls, that was not my intention. It's actually a scientific fact that men and women think differently and my only intention is to know what other people think about this topic.

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#65  Edited By Arbie

I think it depends what we're thinking about. Like, if I'm thinking about sandwiches I get real excited!

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#66  Edited By ISuperGamerI
@Erzs said:
" I think it depends what we're thinking about. Like, if I'm thinking about sandwiches I get real excited! "
We can talk about sandwiches too lol. :P
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#67  Edited By Karmum
@Erzs said:
" I think it depends what we're thinking about. Like, if I'm thinking about sandwiches I get real excited! "
I think I like this girl, even if I detect a hint of sarcasm in her post. This girl is cool in my book.

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#68  Edited By TheGreatGuero

Girls think like guys, only different.

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#69  Edited By raegunz_
@dudeglove said:

" Women are extremely horny on their period, just so you know. "

true. the unfriendly and aggressive thing is an ignorant opinion.
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#70  Edited By ISuperGamerI
@raegunz_ said:
" @dudeglove said:

" Women are extremely horny on their period, just so you know. "

true. the unfriendly and aggressive thing is an ignorant opinion. "
It's not an ignorant opinion, it depends on the type of girl.
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#71  Edited By ISuperGamerI
@sam_i_am:  Well said, I think you pretty much nailed the topic. :)
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#72  Edited By sam_i_am

If you find a girl that likes a lot of the things you're into, then go for it! I, for example, cannot get enough of the technology/gaming/filmmaking scene. It helps if she is not shallow and can hold a conversation for more then a second without saying "My hairs AWEFUL todayyy" that just screams needy.

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#73  Edited By sam_i_am
@ISuperGamerI:  
  I'd just like to put in my 2 cents, or whatever your currency may be, and say that us girls are very emotional. Sure it's depicted a million different ways on TVs and Movies and those are exaggerations of course. Specially while we're teens we have No idea what we want and we're not in it for the sex, well some are but they're not worth your time. I say, if you want a girl find one who's stable, you can tell if she is because while you're "friends" she won't call you a million times, she doesnt have too much drama in her life to tell you about, and she can put together a clear sentence. Make sure you have things in common and hey, if she wants, she'll Let you know that she likes you. 
One major point about girls though, is we don't like Really clingy guys, no matter how desperate you are. DONT LET HER KNOW IT. That is all.  
 
i actually deleted it because i thought it was too wordy, but seeing as you agree.. i shall re-post it haha 
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#74  Edited By ISuperGamerI
@sam_i_am said:
" @ISuperGamerI:    I'd just like to put in my 2 cents, or whatever your currency may be, and say that us girls are very emotional. Sure it's depicted a million different ways on TVs and Movies and those are exaggerations of course. Specially while we're teens we have No idea what we want and we're not in it for the sex, well some are but they're not worth your time. I say, if you want a girl find one who's stable, you can tell if she is because while you're "friends" she won't call you a million times, she doesnt have too much drama in her life to tell you about, and she can put together a clear sentence. Make sure you have things in common and hey, if she wants, she'll Let you know that she likes you. One major point about girls though, is we don't like Really clingy guys, no matter how desperate you are. DONT LET HER KNOW IT. That is all.   i actually deleted it because i thought it was too wordy, but seeing as you agree.. i shall re-post it haha  "
It's all good I thought it was a good perspective. :)
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#75  Edited By sam_i_am
@ISuperGamerI: it had better be seeing as i AM a girl, haha, i should think i know what im saying about my own sex =P
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#76  Edited By ISuperGamerI
@sam_i_am said:
" @ISuperGamerI: it had better be seeing as i AM a girl, haha, i should think i know what im saying about my own sex =P "
Rofl you have a point, but you are SAM I AM! I'm kidding, just fooling around with you lol. :P
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#77  Edited By sam_i_am
@ISuperGamerI: dude, i have a BOOK, a famous one at that, with my name on it. whos Not going to use that as their picture?!? oh and ps. guys use girls pictures allllll zee time haha i know
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#78  Edited By Gunner
@sam_i_am:
Damn you sam, you should take his green eggs and ham!
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#79  Edited By ISuperGamerI
@sam_i_am said:
" @ISuperGamerI: dude, i have a BOOK, a famous one at that, with my name on it. whos Not going to use that as their picture?!? oh and ps. guys use girls pictures allllll zee time haha i know "
LIES! And yeah I know eetz a problem dees dayz. :P
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#80  Edited By sam_i_am
@Gunner: sexual innuendoes are fun!
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#81  Edited By sam_i_am
@ISuperGamerI: eet reelly eez, so eez dis accent i have addapteed! haha but seriously folks, find a real girl, not an avatar, they can't love as we can haha
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#82  Edited By ISuperGamerI
@sam_i_am said:
" @ISuperGamerI: eet reelly eez, so eez dis accent i have addapteed! haha but seriously folks, find a real girl, not an avatar, they can't love as we can haha "
True dat but I think you should listen to Gunner, just sayin lol. :P
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#83  Edited By Gunner
@sam_i_am: All the girls I've been with are heartless succubi
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#84  Edited By ISuperGamerI
@Gunner said:
" @sam_i_am: All the girls I've been with are heartless succubi "
This man speaks the truth.
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#85  Edited By sam_i_am
@ISuperGamerI: "would you like it here or there, would you like it in a house? Would you like it with a mouse?" lol
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#86  Edited By sam_i_am
@ISuperGamerI: @Gunner: you both have obviously never been with a good girl, i'd assume she was.... good looking, likes to talk about herself, enjoys make-up and clothes and may even be rich? im just stereotyping though.
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#87  Edited By Gunner
@sam_i_am: Id like it in your blouse.
 
Wait...
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#88  Edited By ISuperGamerI
@sam_i_am said:
" @ISuperGamerI: "would you like it here or there, would you like it in a house? Would you like it with a mouse?" lol "
Rofl oh man that made my day. I don't know about a mouse though. :P
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#89  Edited By ISuperGamerI
@sam_i_am said:
" @ISuperGamerI: @Gunner: you both have obviously never been with a good girl, i'd assume she was.... good looking, likes to talk about herself, enjoys make-up and clothes and may even be rich? im just stereotyping though. "
Nah just that they change their minds and lose interest like it didn't mean anything to them.
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#90  Edited By sam_i_am
@ISuperGamerI said:
" @sam_i_am said:
" @ISuperGamerI: "would you like it here or there, would you like it in a house? Would you like it with a mouse?" lol "
Rofl oh man that made my day. I don't know about a mouse though. :P "
haha always good to try new things! lol
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#91  Edited By Gunner
@sam_i_am: Its usually about the time they figure out i drink too much and i dont care about my financial future that they end up callin it quits. 
 
Ive never met a woman who like either of those qualities in a guy.
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#92  Edited By ISuperGamerI
@sam_i_am said:

" @ISuperGamerI said:

" @sam_i_am said:

" @ISuperGamerI: "would you like it here or there, would you like it in a house? Would you like it with a mouse?" lol "
Rofl oh man that made my day. I don't know about a mouse though. :P "
haha always good to try new things! lol "
I'm still hoping you're serious or I'm gonna run off and cry in a corner with my green eggs and ham. :P
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#93  Edited By sam_i_am
@Gunner: you seem to be fighting an uphill battle, i wish you goodluck! but im sure you'll find a girl who doesnt care or who can help you out, if you want to be that is.
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#94  Edited By Arbie
@Karmum said:
" @Erzs said:
" I think it depends what we're thinking about. Like, if I'm thinking about sandwiches I get real excited! "
I think I like this girl, even if I detect a hint of sarcasm in her post. This girl is cool in my book. "
Sarcasm really depends on whether or not mayo is involved!
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#95  Edited By sam_i_am
@Gunner said:
" @sam_i_am: Id like it in your blouse.  Wait... "
im more of a t-shirt kinda gal
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#96  Edited By Gunner
@sam_i_am: I only drink to be merry. But thanks for the good wishes :D
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#97  Edited By sam_i_am
@ISuperGamerI: im 100% serious. 
 
im sure you can find a girl in your town with the name sam and she'd be glad to play with your green eggs and ham... ps... if they're green, you've got something funky going on down there... just sayin' =D
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#98  Edited By ISuperGamerI
@sam_i_am said:
" @Gunner said:
" @sam_i_am: Id like it in your blouse.  Wait... "
im more of a t-shirt kinda gal "
But but...dresses are sexy. :)
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#99  Edited By ravensword

Ive eprsonally never had a girlfriend, but from what I can gather is that women are a complex hurricane of different moods and emotions. Also, its kinda stepping onto a landmine field, each step could be you last.
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#100  Edited By sam_i_am
@Gunner: oh well pfft, youll find a girl in no time! haha