Two Gentlemen of Lebowski - The Knave abideth.

Found this on another forum and thought others might enjoy it here. 
 
At long last, an answer to the long-awaited question, "What if William Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski"?

It's a five-act mashup of soliloquies, amphibious rodents and more iambic pentameter than you can shake a bowling pin at.

Read it here -- http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski

From the Autohor:
"I imagine a few of you are wondering why I thought this was a good idea. I can only say that I had some time between jobs, a minor in English and an inescapable sensation that this would amuse a few folks out there, if only by virtue of the sheer completeness of it."

Mirror available at
http://bartkusa.com/Two%20Gentlemen%20of%20Lebowski.htm
or
http://cender.net/f/files/lebowski.pdf
or
http://www.tabellae.com/lebowski.pdf

brilliant 
 
i wonder if there's a "do you see what happens, larry?!" party XD 
 
EDIT:  it fit very well, in my opinion. kudos to the author.

Bumping this so more people can find it becase it is seriously amazing.

This is awesome. Thanks for bringing it to my attention, sir.

In Dude We Trust.

That's awesome. :D

" This is awesome. Thanks for bringing it to my attention, sir. "

Morning crowd bump.
 
You all should really read this.

I saw someone post this on Twitter, I think it was one of the Giant Bomb staff. I haven't had time to read all of it but from what I have read it was awesome.