Yes, Steven Seagal movies are stupid. Yes, they're uneccessarily violent. Yes, they're poorly acted. Yes, they're awesome.
I was watching a bunch of his films last night and realized that his characters always had the coolest names. I think the best name out of all them is probably Gino Felino. It's not awesome because the first and last name rhyme or that his name is Gino and he's Italian, it's awesome because your going to get your ass handed to you by someone named Gino Felino...
Which character do you think had the coolest name. If you haven't seen any of his movies then shame on you. You can just go to his IMDb profile.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/
Which Steven Seagal Character Has the Coolest Name?
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