When I was four or five my older cousin Laura told me that Santa didn't exist. I was the black sheep of the family - the one cousin who celebrated Christmas (although we never went to church and my dad would regularly go "baaaaa" every time we passed a church) in an otherwise Jewish family (at least on my mom's side). I remember thinking "yeah probably" but then saying the 5-year equivalent of "fuck you". The next day "Santa" had brought my cousin a gift and I felt sort of vindicated, but that's the first time I remember having doubt.
I was seven or eight when I got my definitive proof. I went looking for my gifts and found the video game I wanted (Ghouls and Ghosts; I was a badass) in my mom's top dresser drawer. I actually got really mad at myself because I realized that looking for proof had ruined what had been a totally fun tradition (fuck the Law and Order SVU culture we've cultivated that thinks sitting on Santa's lap is creepy, you paranoid losers). My parents had always mixed in "From Mom and Dad" gifts with "Santa" gifts and the "Santa" gifts were always the big ones.
My family, at least, "lied" to me for fun, and it was really fun! My parents are both gone now, and I just got engaged on Christmas Eve in my new home, and it's the first time in over ten years that the feeling of "home" was tied to Christmas. It brought a little bit of that magic from my childhood back to Christmastime, and I couldn't be more glad. Without the "lie" my parents harmlessly perpetrated (we never discussed that I figured it out, it was more fun just to pretend), I probably wouldn't have felt some of that magic, or proposed on a day that meant a lot to my fiancee (first time I've typed that).
As others have pointed out, the world is a brutal place (no parents by age 32 being one way that has been evidenced to me, along with the horrible things that happen every day; also: male pattern baldness) - if we can give our children a little bit of magic in their lives, that will last the rest of their lives, especially with their own future families... what is the harm in that, exactly? Also, Christmas was the one day of the year my dad wasn't a real asshole. He actually smiled.
Besides, kids treat Harry Potter like it's fucking real, someone go burn down J.K. Rowling's house. Santa has pervaded our culture a lot less than that hogwa(rt)sh.
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