When you order a burger, is there anything you ask for less/none/more of on your burger?  And what is your favourite side order?

I like extra pickles and chili is my favourite side.

I ask for it plain.

I just ask for a burger with only ketchup and some fries.

No mustard. Reduction of pickles if I'm in a crabby mood.

Medium rare if it's at a restaurant, medium if they won't do it medium rare. Otherwise, generally  - tomato, onion, lettuce, mayo, mustard, etc, sauteed mushrooms is available, and light on the pickles... no ketchup (I like to add the ketchup myself.) If they let me pick the cheese and they have it I prefer sharp cheddar (even extra sharp if they have it,) if not I take regular cheddar.

Favorite side order with a good burger is a small amount of garlic mashed potatoes.

If it's just a regular fast food burger I just order it and say "With everything."

No cheese, onion, pickles, mustard. Some crispy fries on the side will do.

Nothing on the burger, just ketchup. :D

Um..no? Am I the only one who eats it as it is?

"Um..no? Am I the only one who eats it as it is?
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At a restaurant I sometimes ask for no tomatoes, or I just take them off myself.

No pickles.