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    Hitman: Absolution

    Game » consists of 11 releases. Released Nov 20, 2012

    Agent 47 returns after a six-year hiatus to embark on a mission of redemption for the only person he could ever trust.

    Oh dear...

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    http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/05/12/itll-be-a-hit-man-hitman-absolution-details/#more-59145    

    Ok, call me what you like, say I'm jumping the gun, whatever... but this does not sound good. The plot has never been a big part of the Hitman series, and I hope to shit it's not going to be some bullshit third-person shooter with "sweet assassination moves" instead of the excellence that is has been in the past.

    Also.. how the fuck can Hitman be darker? There are some downright brutal situations in those games.
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    #2  Edited By probablytuna

    By rebooting Agent 47 as an African American male protagonist.

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    #3  Edited By niamahai
    @akiz_jack said:
    " By rebooting Agent 47 as an African American male protagonist. "
    You have just sold me 2 copies of the game, You fiend.
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    #4  Edited By EpicBenjamin
    @akiz_jack said:
    " By rebooting Agent 47 as an African American male protagonist. "
    And have hair.
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    #5  Edited By craigbo180
    @Khann said:
    " Also.. how the fuck can Hitman be darker? "
    @akiz_jack said:
    " By rebooting Agent 47 as an African American male protagonist. "
    ... God damn it.
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    #6  Edited By RoyCampbell
    @akiz_jack said:
    " By rebooting Agent 47 as an African American male protagonist. "
    OH SNAP DROP A BOMB ON IT
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    #7  Edited By BulletproofMonk

    I couldn't care less about the cutscenes. Just don't fuck up the gameplay, and we're cool.

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    Why must everything continually get 'darker'? This is all Chris Nolan's fault.


    Goddamn you, Chris Nolan!
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    #9  Edited By yinstarrunner

     "Also, it seems IO are taking a very Hollywood approach to the production..."

    Might as well stop reading there, as it tells you everything you need to know.  I've never liked hitman games, but this is depressing on so many levels.

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    #10  Edited By Crixaliz
    @akiz_jack said:
    " By rebooting Agent 47 as an African American male protagonist. "
    /slow clap
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    #11  Edited By roborobb

    How do you plan making Hitman 'darker'? Agent 47 has a Moustache? I'LL BUY THREE

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    #12  Edited By jeanluc  Staff
    @RoyCampbell said:
    " @akiz_jack said:
    " By rebooting Agent 47 as an African American male protagonist. "
    OH SNAP DROP A BOMB ON IT "
    EXCLUSIVE!
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    #13  Edited By ShaneDev

    I never played it but wasn't Hitman 2 suppose to very dark even compared to the others?


    This confirms those rumors that the game was going to somehow maybe relate to the new film although this seems more in tone than plot. Which is good since that Hitman film was terrible. A bit worried about it now but we'll see at E3 no doubt.
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    #14  Edited By Kahzoul
    @wasteguru said:
    " @RoyCampbell said:
    " @akiz_jack said:
    " By rebooting Agent 47 as an African American male protagonist. "
    OH SNAP DROP A BOMB ON IT "
    EXCLUSIVE! "
    ZING!
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    don't see a massive problem with those little details but feel free to flip out on my behalf 


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    #16  Edited By ventilaator

    This totally sounds like they're making Max Payne or something.

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    #17  Edited By Jack268
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    #18  Edited By mfpantst
    @Kahzoul said:
    " @wasteguru said:
    " @RoyCampbell said:
    " @akiz_jack said:
    " By rebooting Agent 47 as an African American male protagonist. "
    OH SNAP DROP A BOMB ON IT "
    EXCLUSIVE! "
    ZING! "
    WINNING
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    #19  Edited By Vonocourt

    Yeah, that whole part where it's supposed to match up with movie sequel is kinda weird.

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    #20  Edited By AhmadMetallic
    @Jack268 said:
    "

    This'll be great.
    "
    woah.. didn't know reading one line of text could crush my spirit like that
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    #21  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

      

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    #22  Edited By Vodun
    @Khann said:
    "I'm jumping the gun"
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    @Vodun said:
    " @Khann said:
    "I'm jumping the gun"
    "
    We'll see.
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    #24  Edited By Yummylee

    That series gets any darker you won't even be able to see it.

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    #25  Edited By Tennmuerti
    @Abyssfull said:
    " That series gets any darker you won't even be able to see it. "
    Night vision goggles confirmed!
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    #26  Edited By vitor
    @wasteguru said:
    " @RoyCampbell said:
    " @akiz_jack said:
    " By rebooting Agent 47 as an African American male protagonist. "
    OH SNAP DROP A BOMB ON IT "
    EXCLUSIVE! "
    Damn, beat me to it...
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    #27  Edited By ajamafalous
    @Ahmad_Metallic said:
    " @Jack268 said:
    "

    This'll be great.
    "
    woah.. didn't know reading one line of text could crush my spirit like that "
    You and me both.
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    #28  Edited By Agent47
    @akiz_jack: I would buy that in a heartbeat.I would buy four copies if he was latino.
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    #29  Edited By HitmanAgent47

    I don't care, just get the game out so I can play it.

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    #30  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
    @EpicBenjamin said:

    @akiz_jack said:

    " By rebooting Agent 47 as an African American male protagonist. "
    And have hair.
    He has to have an Afro. Big enough to hide a hand gun in it. 
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    #31  Edited By Yanngc33

    Wasn't Hitman always about the assassinations? They should just have that with a minimal story where 47 gets a text on his phone and goes to murder somebody with a toaster

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    #32  Edited By Eaxis


    I love the Hitman series, they better not screw this up.

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    #33  Edited By AndrewB

    I'm not worried about it. If IO screws this one up, they won't have much a future and they'll get what they kind of deserve. I'd hate to see such a great series fail, but if that's what it comes to... by now, I'm almost numb from franchises losing what they once were in order to go for the mass market appeal. I hope for both their sake and mine that their marketing terms are just empty buzz words to drum up the more simple-minded crowd.


    "Yo, we're making Hitman with class-based, level progressing multiplayer!" - coming soon to a news article near you!
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    #34  Edited By BraveToaster

    "A very Hollywood approach", means that this game "won't be good." They could've made a good film, but they ended up releasing a steaming pile of crap.

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    #35  Edited By AhmadMetallic
    @Axxol said:
    "A very Hollywood approach", means that this game "won't be good." They could've made a good film, but they ended up releasing a steaming pile of crap.
    makes you wonder why on earth they'd do such a thing when their 2006 title, the third sequel in their franchise, was widely loved and critically acclaimed.. why would they ruin such an amazing streak ?
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    #36  Edited By Agent47
    @RoboRobb: @akiz_jack said: 

      How do you plan making Hitman 'darker'?
     
     By rebooting Agent 47 as an African American male protagonist.



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    #37  Edited By Blind_3

    I remember thinking the same thing about Blood Money before it came out.
    I still think it's too early to tell, and judging by this article. It just looks like they wanna tell a better story.
    That all fine by me, just as long as they follow a few simple rules.
    1) David Basteson reprises his role to voice 47
    2) You can still successfully complete a mission without killing anyone but your target (by choice of course).
    3) Keep it classy.
    The Hitman franchise was always about choice, from the beginning they only told you the who and where. The rest was up to you to figure out utilizing the skills 47 had available to him.
     
    I'm not denying that they might fuck it up. But considering their track record for making badass Hitman games. I'd like to think that we have nothing to worry about.
    Fingers crossed!

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    #38  Edited By droop

    I saw a gameplay demo at IO Interactive yesterday. I had to sign an NDA so can't really say anything I guess.

    What they showed was different from the previous games but it looked pretty cool

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    #39  Edited By DrPockets000

    I'm keeping the faith in this sequel.

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