Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days makes a notable switch of the titular duo, with James Lynch now taking up the role as lead protagonist over Kane. However the two are still once again forced to endure a hail of gunfire as they find themselves embroiled in Shanghai's criminal underworld.
Hmm.. obviously the first game was terrible, but the second game might actually be good, I heard that they scrapped the old voice actors, and are basically starting over again and doing it right. Also I heard bruce willis is the voice of kane? That sounds good to me.
I considered picking up the first game recently, and then on a bombcast Jeff described the story as 'fucking terrible' and the characters as 'shit'. I then re-thought the $49 price tag and realised there are way more important games to buy. Thanks Jeff.
Wow the whole time i read that i couldn't stop thinking about the elephant in the room. Like everyone has said, it had some great ideas but just got destroyed by bad game play.
Disturbing, confusing, and even a little bit erotic. Thus could you describe the surveillance camera footage which we here make available to you as a world exclusive.
It was pretty difficult to find it. I had to accost several of my dubious and bad-smelling contacts (PR people are truly the worst), bribes changed wallets and a dirty piece of paper was signed with blood and sweat.
But now for the point of the story: has anyone recognized the two guys in the video? What are they doing there anyway? Why? And what does that have to do with games? Send me your speculations, and your christmas cookies and gingerbread. Christmas will soon be here!
No no. You all got it wrong. It's a conspiracy. Jeff is actually developing this game himself. He'll then review it, give it the first ever 6 stars and then G-Spot will offer him a position of super game senior executive editor. He'll refuse and G-Spot will be pissed and so CNet will acquire giantbomb and voi la ..... Giantspot.com.
" No no. You all got it wrong. It's a conspiracy. Jeff is actually developing this game himself. He'll then review it, give it the first ever 6 stars and then G-Spot will offer him a position of super game senior executive editor. He'll refuse and G-Spot will be pissed and so CNet will acquire giantbomb and voi la ..... Giantspot.com. "
" No no. You all got it wrong. It's a conspiracy. Jeff is actually developing this game himself. He'll then review it, give it the first ever 6 stars and then G-Spot will offer him a position of super game senior executive editor. He'll refuse and G-Spot will be pissed and so CNet will acquire giantbomb and voi la ..... Giantspot.com. "
Jeff will have to review it. Just like those stories where people are scarred by a horrible event involving heights or lions or snakes or whatever. They then face a giant cliff or hold a snake to get over it. This is Jeff's moment
" Jeff will have to review it. Just like those stories where people are scarred by a horrible event involving heights or lions or snakes or whatever. They then face a giant cliff or hold a snake to get over it. This is Jeff's moment "
How would a snake help you get over a giant cliff?
What we have here is a case of an unprofessional tone. I'm sorry Jeff, but the K&L2 article is the straw that broke the camels back, we have to let you go. Again.
Jeff, you have to do a video review. Start with "Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days is an ugly, ugly game," and end with "so if you do have an opportunity to see it... without paying full price." Those were epic lines.
Ha. Well, I certainly don't see anything you described in that image, but okay! Anyway, yeah, I hope they get things right this time around and I can't wait for your inevitable 5 star review. A combination of the awesomeness of Freedom Fighters and Heat sounds exactly like the kind of game I'd like to play.
i hope this game sucks and Vinny does the review and says it sucks and Jeff fires him for it and Vinny starts his own Giantbomb website with a Long Island twist and Drew goes with him
I hope Jeff reviews it, I also hope it's full of little references and knife twists to gamespot as well, but then unlike Jeff, I'm a bitter person. (although tbh, No Kane and Lynch Review = No GiantBomb, and we all know how fucking awesome GB is :D)
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