I found a thread on this that was closed, but this was too good to pass up! So I've had a crack at making some new ones :)

No thanks, sir.

No thank you and good day.

Nope.

Nada

You're polite, and I thank you for that. But if you have nothing positive or constructive to add, why say anything at all.... It's the first time anybody's been mean to me on Giant Bomb  :( I certain'y won't respond to your threads with negativity.
I hope others enjoy my attempt to add a little humour to the Giant Bomb and Mass Effect community :)

While wanting to add humor to GB is always appreciated, posting images with little to no original comment falls under our spam rules.

• NO spamming or commercial advertising.

1. Linking to websites/material without original commentary of your own.
2. Repeatedly posting the same or similar comments/material.
3. Replying with comments of no value in order to 'bump' topics, claim 'first', suggesting a thread will be locked etc.
4. Providing advertisements, promotions, solicitations or offers to sell any goods or services for any commercial purpose.

We tend to lock these sorts of threads because they don't do much to create a conversation (beyond "look at these funny images I found"), so they end up clogging up the forums more than anything.