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    Mass Effect 3

    Game » consists of 19 releases. Released Mar 06, 2012

    When Earth begins to fall in an ancient cycle of destruction, Commander Shepard must unite the forces of the galaxy to stop the Reapers in the final chapter of the original Mass Effect trilogy.

    I want to enjoy Mass Effect but this keeps coming back to me

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    Edited By Bocam
    EDI has some major camel toe.
    EDI has some major camel toe.

    Other than that the game is pretty much what I expected it to be. Also am I strange for noticing this?

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    #1  Edited By Bocam
    EDI has some major camel toe.
    EDI has some major camel toe.

    Other than that the game is pretty much what I expected it to be. Also am I strange for noticing this?

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    #2  Edited By CL60

    That's hot.

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    #3  Edited By uniform

    If I kiss you like this
    And if you whisper like that
    It was lost long ago
    But it's all coming back to me

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    #4  Edited By LordXavierBritish

    EDI is a sex doll now.
     
    What else is new.

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    #5  Edited By CL60
    @LordXavierBritish
    EDI is a sex doll now.
     
    What else is new.
    Yawn. Still going at it strong?
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    #6  Edited By LordXavierBritish
    @CL60 said:
    @LordXavierBritish
    EDI is a sex doll now.
     
    What else is new.
    Yawn. Still going at it strong?
    She's a robot with a vagina.
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    #7  Edited By Extreme_Popcorn

    Thing is, it only shows on that suit. When she's just the robot there isn't anything there.

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    #8  Edited By PrivateIronTFU

    @CL60: He was just trying to tell you that you should wait for reviews to come in before purchasing it! (reviews come in, they're all positive) Everything about this game I've never played is terrible!

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    #9  Edited By TheSouthernDandy
    @uniform
    If I kiss you like this
    And if you whisper like that
    It was lost long ago
    But it's all coming back to me
    You're a monster.
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    #10  Edited By mandude
    @LordXavierBritish said:
    @CL60 said:
    @LordXavierBritish
    EDI is a sex doll now.
     
    What else is new.
    Yawn. Still going at it strong?
    She's a robot with a vagina.
    Isn't that what separates robots from like...blenders and toasters and stuff? How else would we know?
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    @PrivateIronTFU said:
    @CL60: He was just trying to tell you that you should wait for reviews to come in before purchasing it! (reviews come in, they're all positive) Everything about this game I've never played is terrible!
    I never said her being a sex doll is bad.
     
    So I guess it's just that fucking implicit.
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    #12  Edited By Jeust

    @Extreme_Popcorn said:

    Thing is, it only shows on that suit. When she's just the robot there isn't anything there.

    Maybe she is also programmed in the arts of love. ^^

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    #13  Edited By Justin258

    @LordXavierBritish said:

    EDI is a sex doll now. What else is new.

    Can you fuck her this time around? I know Joker wants to, but it's Shephard that's been going where no man has gone before. To alien pussy and beyond. Exploring the final frontier.

    ...

    ...

    OK, I know there's more here, but my brain is stumped.

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    #14  Edited By Bocam

    @believer258: EDI seems to only want Jeff's dick

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    #15  Edited By OllyOxenFree

    That has to be a polygonal geometric error.  Bioware cannot be that idiotic to model in a camel toe. 
     
    I hope...

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    #16  Edited By UlquioKani

    That's the USB port

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    #17  Edited By GunslingerPanda

    @OllyOxenFree said:

    That has to be a polygonal geometric error. Bioware cannot be that idiotic to model in a camel toe. I hope...

    You obviously haven't been playing their recent games. I envy you.

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    #18  Edited By Arker101

    Not really surprising anymore.

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    #19  Edited By veektarius

    You should probably dress her in black, like I did.

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    #20  Edited By Animasta

    sorry fembots are all fucking terrible and pretty fucking creepy.

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    Yep, never mind the faintly clever suggestion in ME2 that Joker was forming a relationship with EDI, i.e. the thing Joker loves more than anything else is the Normandy. 
     
    EDI is a sex-robot now, with big tits and a camel toe and eyelashes. That means he can fuck it.  
     
    Hot, right?

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    #22  Edited By Bobby_The_Great

    I see no problem with this, as she is a Cylon after all which they can take on human characteristics. 
     

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    #23  Edited By mosdl

    @UlquioKani said:

    That's the USB port

    /thread

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    #24  Edited By Turambar

    I am more disappointed there was a lack of clever one liners coming out of her than anything else when you take her on missions.  The fact that her in combat dialogue is often screamed with an emotional flare is also really weird, all things considered. 
     
    Though at least she managed to get Shepard to make a :0 face in one of the on-ship conversations.

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    #25  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
    @Turambar said:
    I am more disappointed there was a lack of clever one liners coming out of her than anything else when you take her on missions.  The fact that her in combat dialogue is often screamed with an emotional flare is also really weird, all things considered.   Though at least she managed to get Shepard to make a :0 face in one of the on-ship conversations.
    Skynet. 
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    #26  Edited By MikeGosot

    Wait the fucking wait. EDI is a robot now?

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    #27  Edited By ShaggE

    I love how EDI with a sexed up body is the bridge too far for some people (not you, OP), as if the series or the very genre hasn't been utterly FILLED with this sort of design. For cryin' out loud, even Chakwas has the body of a 19-year-old model.

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    #28  Edited By Animasta

    @ShaggE said:

    I love how EDI with a sexed up body is the bridge too far for some people (not you, OP), as if the series or the very genre hasn't been utterly FILLED with this sort of design. For cryin' out loud, even Chakwas has the body of a 19-year-old model.

    maybe there's a disease affecting women in space that causes their boobs to grow larger

    YOU DONT KNOW MAN

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    #29  Edited By Animasta

    oh wait the answer is that bioware will never stop pandering

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    #30  Edited By Nottle

    @mosdl said:

    @UlquioKani said:

    That's the USB port

    /thread

    No you mean the hard disc drive.

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    #31  Edited By ShaggE

    @Animasta said:

    oh wait the answer is that bioware will never stop pandering

    Baaaah, you're just mad that Eve isn't a relationship option. :P

    ... Tell me Eve isn't a relationship option. She stands awfully close to Shepard, and if I accidentally trigger something...

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    #32  Edited By bybeach
    @Extreme_Popcorn said:


                       

    Thing is, it only shows on that suit. When she's just the robot there isn't anything there.



                       

                   

    Hehehe...and no I'm sure it be quite on purpose, knowing Biolust. Just met Laira.. and was taken back by the chest modeling there, also. Bioware hasn't forgotten how to present their female characters. Still, I am really enjoying the game so far. The story and action so far is on an almost completely different note. Different hands of the dev doing different things.
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    #33  Edited By sins_of_mosin

    Haha, that is too funny.

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    #34  Edited By dtat

    EDI getting an android body is pretty silly and pandering. But at the same time, one of my favorite sci-fi themes is the relationships between organic and artificial life. So I'm alright with it.

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    #35  Edited By Animasta

    @ShaggE: who's eve?

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    #36  Edited By Turambar
    @Animasta: The female krogan
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    #37  Edited By Bocam

    @Turambar: They really named her Eve? God damn it.

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    #38  Edited By UlquioKani

    @Bocam said:

    @Turambar: They really named her Eve? God damn it.

    I'm missing the significance

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    #39  Edited By Bocam

    @UlquioKani: Adam and Eve.

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    #40  Edited By UlquioKani

    @Bocam: I feel really stupid now

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    #41  Edited By Turambar
    @Bocam said:

    @Turambar: They really named her Eve? God damn it.

    No, Mordin named her Eve.  Her actual name is Bakara.
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    #42  Edited By Bocam

    @Turambar: That's a little better than.

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    #43  Edited By Hilbert

    Woah, holy shit. Bot with a wardrobe malfunction.

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    #44  Edited By Vinny_Says

    Isn't that just the Miranda suit copy pasted on EDI? Either way it's hilarious

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    #45  Edited By Zleunamme

    Bioware needed a way to reuse Mirandas character model. EDI said she like the sight of humans on their knees. That is a joke.

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    #46  Edited By ztiworoh

    I guess I've always considered Mass Effect to be the Star Trek of video games - I put this in the same category of why 7 of 9 was in a skin-tight catsuit. Is it silly and a bit pandering? Sure. Does it ruin the experience for me? Not really.

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    The camel toe is for story reasons too, right guys? Can't be stealthy without a camel toe.  
    The camel toe is for story reasons too, right guys? Can't be stealthy without a camel toe.  
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    #48  Edited By dabe

    @Vegetable_Side_Dish: smh...

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    Or maybe it really is for story reasons, she needs a massive camel toe to distract enemies in combat situations.  
    Or maybe it really is for story reasons, she needs a massive camel toe to distract enemies in combat situations.  
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    #50  Edited By BoG

    @believer258 said:

    @LordXavierBritish said:

    EDI is a sex doll now. What else is new.

    Can you fuck her this time around? I know Joker wants to, but it's Shephard that's been going where no man has gone before. To alien pussy and beyond. Exploring the final frontier.

    ...

    ...

    OK, I know there's more here, but my brain is stumped.

    No, you can't get with EDI. I kind of hope that she gets with Samantha, though. She has such a crush on EDI. If I, male Shepard, can't have Samantha, then only a robot will do.

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