If you actually think that the issue is that everyone expected a "hollywood goody goody everyone is happy ending", you haven't read a single complaint about the ending. If you haven't actually read the issues people have with the ending, why bother asking "why so much hate for the ending?"
Here are the issues:
1. It's nonsensical and illogical (yo dawg I heard you dont want synthetics killing organics so I made synthetics kill your organics so you wont make synthetics to kill organics).
2. It's out of place and doesn't fit in with the game (godchild?)
3. The choices at the end are both weird, stupid, and ENTIRELY THE SAME (cutscenes are mere pallette swaps).
4. None of your choices matter in the slightest (Who gives a fuck if you cured the genophage or not, saved the quarians or geth or both, united the galaxy - the entire plot of the majority of the game - when the relays are destroyed). It was just a waste of time.
5. It ruins the previous games. Sovereign was COMPLETELY POINTLESS when the citadel itself is what calls and controls the reapers. Why doesn't it just open the portal? dafuq is the point of sovereign? First game completely invalidated. Same for the second game - they took out the point of the reapers making a human reaper, so that was pointless. What was the plot of the second game? The reapers are impatient so they started making a reaper in the middle of the galaxy a bit early before their harvest for no reason. Okay.
6. The entire premise of the ending plot is out of nowhere, pointless, and wrong. The goal is supposedly to stop synthetics, despite the fact that we have. I know some people are going to justify this with some bullshit like "the fact that it was wrong is poetic!", but in the end, the entire reason for all of the games comes down to something that was wrong, and shepherd is NEVER given a chance to address this. Also, there's so many ridiculous plot holes that are so obvious, calling them plot holes doesn't do them justice. For example, if the goal of the catalyst is to stop synthetics from wiping us out, why doesn't it.. oh I don't know.. ACTUALLY FUCKING KILL THE SYNTHETICS? That's it's entire goal, so just fucking do that. Why bother with the cycle? Just kill them. Or make some rules. Say if you make synthetics, we'll fuck you up. INSTEAD, they not only DON'T kill synthetics, they work with them and upgrade them. the fuck?
7. Let me make an analogy. Let's say that in the end of Star Wars 6, Luke is with the Emperor, and the emperor explains that the real reason for the empire is to.. stop Boba Fett. Yes, if the Empire kills everyone that isn't part of the empire, there will be no one left for the Empire to hire Boba Fett to kill, despite the fact that Boba Fett was already dealt with. This is directly analogous. Right down to how the threat was really just a sideplot, that is now somehow more important than the real threat and plot. Right down to how illogical it is, how he was already dealt with, and how they worked together. But most importantly, right down to how underwhelming it is.
8. And then the method. Supposedly it's to allow lesser organics to survive (since he asserts that the synthetics will wipe out ALL organic life, with no evidence. No reason to suspect that computers will conclude it's a valuable use of materials and time to kill of bacteria on some no name planet). This is still nonsensical. To survive to die anyway? What's the point? He acts like organic life is some important thing but destroys it all anyway. It's just stupid. Entirely stupid, I didn't buy it for a second.
9. Joker flying away. Absolutely fucking weird and nonsensical. He wanted to go to earth and kick reaper ass, then he.. leaves in the middle of the fight? No, he was not trying to outrun the explosion. Not only is this a stupid answer because THE EXPLOSION DOESN'T KILL SHIPS SO THERE'S NO REASON TO RUN FROM IT, but he couldn't have known about it. Shepard never says he's about to explode it. He never even said he got onto the ship - as far as Joker knows, he's still fighting to see what happens. Even if he "saw" the explosion and somehow predicted it, there's still no way he could have made it to the relay in time. Then there's the fact that crew members get off the ship when it somehow manages to directly land on a planet that was somehow straight in front if it after it lost its engines, which it somehow manages to land safely on despite the fact that reentry with a destroyed ship (that should have been torn up in space with that kind of damage) that couldn't possibly make it through atmosphere, when those crew members WERE DOWN WITH YOU ON EARTH. So what, did Joker fly down into an area with tons of reapers, somehow pick the crew up when they were making the charge (Charge, and don't stop until you're dead! was an order) without a shuttle, and then DID NOT SEND THEM INTO THE BEAM - remember, someone says "no one made it" - but instead FLIES AWAY AND LEAVES THE SOLAR SYSTEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT BATTLE EVER? Are you shitting me?
10. Absolutely no closure. Nothing is addressed at all. Not only that, but it's not even like we're left to draw our own conclusions - it's impossible to tell if some things were meant one way or another because of the terrible writing. It's impossible to tell if, for example, all of your crew (that you didnt take with you) is dead on the ground, or not. This is made worse by the fact that some who died, just appear on the Normandy getting out on the Convenient Planet anyway. If we're intended to believe that thousands of star systems will die without the relays of starvation, or if they simply overlooked that. They could have EASILY made a DA:O style text at the end that gives explanations to your choices, but they didn't.
11. The ending I "wanted" was one in which Earth and humanity was sacrificed in order for the galaxy to continue, or that it be canon that Shepard failed. And you think this comes down to "me being unhappy I didn't get a happy ending"? Please.
Edit: Bonus 12: "my sweet"
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