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    Portal 2

    Game » consists of 20 releases. Released Apr 19, 2011

    Portal 2 is the sequel to the acclaimed first-person puzzle game, carrying forward its love of mind-bending problems and its reckless disregard for the space-time continuum.

    Portal 2 Is Officially Out on PC

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    #51  Edited By tebbit

     Incomplete installation of Portal 2 (10) NOOOOOO

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    #52  Edited By KaosAngel
    @Tebbit: Restart Steam, it works!  I'm waiting for a buddy to finish decrypting.  -_-
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    #53  Edited By FengShuiGod

    So Portal 2 has a store. Yeah.

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    #54  Edited By diabloshadow

    Please guys, just for the record, use spoiler tags. Much thanks. Good luck, have portal.

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    #55  Edited By KaosAngel
    @FengShuiGod said:
    " So Portal 2 has a store. Yeah. "
    TF2 HATS CARRY OVER!  HELL YES!
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    #56  Edited By koobz

    After sticking at 32% for a while, decryption jumped to the end, but the servers are too busy to finalize installation.  Now I'm posting pointlessly in a thread about practically nothing.  hhnnggghhh

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    #57  Edited By Sin4profit
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    #58  Edited By tebbit
    @Koobz said:
    " After sticking at 32% for a while, decryption jumped to the end, but the servers are too busy to finalize installation.  Now I'm posting pointlessly in a thread about practically nothing.  hhnnggghhh "
    Story of my life
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    #59  Edited By Adamsons

    32% Oh God.. the suspense.

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    #60  Edited By shiftymagician
    @Koobz said:
    " After sticking at 32% for a while, decryption jumped to the end, but the servers are too busy to finalize installation.  Now I'm posting pointlessly in a thread about practically nothing.  hhnnggghhh "
    I am posting in this thread because I have to copy the game files to another computer, as the locked content wouldn't register properly on steam before the game got active.  So have to wait a bit more before I play it on a proper PC and not a laptop.
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    #61  Edited By KaosAngel

    The people stuck on 32% you guys using 2 core CPUs or higher?

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    #62  Edited By FengShuiGod
    @KaosAngel said:
    " @FengShuiGod said:
    " So Portal 2 has a store. Yeah. "
    TF2 HATS CARRY OVER!  HELL YES! "
    And co-op gestures cost money. Seems kinda lame. If this stuff had been extra and added after the game had launched, ok. But to have this content ready pre-launch and charge for it? Meh. I mean, I won't buy it, but it's still something that seems a little backhanded. Meanwhile, at Valve.....
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    #63  Edited By Jayross

    Man, I wish I could digitally download it from the PSN...

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    #64  Edited By Sin4profit
    @Tebbit said:
    " @Koobz said:
    " After sticking at 32% for a while, decryption jumped to the end, but the servers are too busy to finalize installation.  Now I'm posting pointlessly in a thread about practically nothing.  hhnnggghhh "
    Story of my life "
    this blows. mine got past 32% but is now stuck at 66%
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    #65  Edited By Adamsons
    @KaosAngel said:

    " The people stuck on 32% you guys using 2 core CPUs or higher? "

    i7 920 D0

    Finished as i was typing this reply, updating and 90Kbps.

    Argh!

    Incomplete installation? God fucking damnit

    Success!
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    #66  Edited By Animasta

    mine's an invalid installation of portal 2

    GAH

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    #67  Edited By WickedCestus

    Just popped out of nowhere as done downloading. I wasn't planning on playing it until tomorrow but knowing it's right there is REALLY tempting.

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    #68  Edited By TheSmashing

    i feel mentally reinvigorated


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    #69  Edited By Adamsons

    Is anyone else getting looping sounds when they change options etc?

    I thought i had a bluescreen coming or something.

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    #70  Edited By tebbit

    Aha, finally completing installation!

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    #71  Edited By SuperWristBands
    @Laketown said:

    " mine's an invalid installation of portal 2GAH "

    Mine too. What the eff.

    Well, actually it says incomplete installation and when it tries to complete it fails at 2%. I don't want to have to re-download it again...
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    #72  Edited By KaosAngel

    INVALID MEANS THE SERVERS ARE BUSY KEEP CLICKING!!!!

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    #73  Edited By Wes

    You guys seem stressed, I'm glad all I have to do is wait for the box to show up at my door. I'll worry about this PC stuff over the weekend, I'm sure everything will be smooth by then.

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    #74  Edited By SuperWristBands
    @KaosAngel said:

    " INVALID MEANS THE SERVERS ARE BUSY KEEP CLICKING!!!! "

    Yeah, I just decided to follow the link to the support page. In my experience that doesn't usually prove useful but it did in this case.

    In any case that is some sage advice and I will keep clicking for about 5 minutes then I don't care.

    Edit: Awesome. "Ignore the warning and keep trying" totally worked.
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    #75  Edited By ajamafalous

    Wait, what's this about hats?

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    #76  Edited By koobz

    I'm in... it's... it's full of staaaarrrrsssss.

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    #77  Edited By FengShuiGod
    @ajamafalous said:
    " Wait, what's this about hats? "
    There is a store in Portal 2 now where you can buy hats, gesture for the robots in co-op, items, ect. Hats from TF2 carry over.
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    #78  Edited By AhmadMetallic

    screw you guys =[

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    #79  Edited By Driadon
    @FengShuiGod said:
    " @ajamafalous said:
    " Wait, what's this about hats? "
    There is a store in Portal 2 now where you can buy hats, gesture for the robots in co-op, items, ect. Hats from TF2 carry over. "
    D: OH SHI- ...I wish I had money now
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    #80  Edited By mr_faraday

    Anybody seeing big glowing error signs in game? It looks certain objects in the game are replaced with these ERROR messages and im not sure if its part of the game or not.
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    #81  Edited By FengShuiGod
    @Driadon said:
    " @FengShuiGod said:
    " @ajamafalous said:
    " Wait, what's this about hats? "
    There is a store in Portal 2 now where you can buy hats, gesture for the robots in co-op, items, ect. Hats from TF2 carry over. "
    D: OH SHI- ...I wish I had money now "
    Nah, seems kinda gimmicky. Day one micro transactions? No thanks. I'm not paying $1.99 for a gesture called Atlas Shrugs that allows the round robot to...shrug. Maybe if this was something extra that was added in later, but day one? Meh.
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    #82  Edited By Bravestar

    My game crashes everytime the voice tells me to look up or down. :|

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    #83  Edited By bybeach


    Yeah, I got it on my computer now, took a long time to decrypt. I'll play it starting tomorrow. With all this hype, I want to be on the up and sober side of things, had a few beers and am thinking of bed.

     

     I hope it pans out as good as the media machine is cranking out it is. well, PC Gamer anyways. I think GB has been almost but not quite been more into MK. Or at least there has been a sense of balance for these 2 attention competing games coming out the same day. I'm doing Portal 2 myself, but I kind of respect that.

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    #84  Edited By Skald

    Sounds like fun. I'll be picking the game up tomorrow.


    In the meantime, my newly replaced Kindle deserves some attention.
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    #85  Edited By ajamafalous

    OH GOD TF2 HATS IN PORTAL 2

    I'M LOLING SO HARD RIGHT NOW


    VALVE IS MASTER TROLLS FOREVER.


    @FengShuiGod said:

    " @Driadon said:
    " @FengShuiGod said:
    " @ajamafalous said:
    " Wait, what's this about hats? "
    There is a store in Portal 2 now where you can buy hats, gesture for the robots in co-op, items, ect. Hats from TF2 carry over. "
    D: OH SHI- ...I wish I had money now "
    Nah, seems kinda gimmicky. Day one micro transactions? No thanks. I'm not paying $1.99 for a gesture called Atlas Shrugs that allows the round robot to...shrug. Maybe if this was something extra that was added in later, but day one? Meh. "
    Clearly you haven't played TF2.
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    #86  Edited By SuperWristBands

    I played it for about 10 minutes (all I planned as it is quite late) and it's great.

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    #87  Edited By spazmaster666

    Wish I could be playing this instead of waiting for my Amazon preorder (what can I say, $15 off is $15 off . . . :P). Oh well, I won't have much time the next couple days to play it anyway so I'm not too disappointed.

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    #88  Edited By warxsnake

    5$ for a simple reskin texture for the robot characters, lmao.. what am I doing working at Ubisoft...

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    #89  Edited By KaosAngel

    Just did the first few co-op stages with a friend.  It's so much fun, going to prep for class and then play again after work tomorrow.  

    Peace out bitches.  

    TF2 HATS IN PORTAL 2!

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    #90  Edited By Dalai

    Everything was going so great. The first chapter was classic... then I discovered there are TF2 hats in Portal 2. Now I have a robot that wears a Pyro beanie and I don't know what the fuck to think now.

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    #91  Edited By KaosAngel
    @Dalai said:
    " Everything was going so great. The first chapter was classic... then I discovered there are TF2 hats in Portal 2. Now I have a robot that wears a Pyro beanie and I don't know what the fuck to think now. "
    PLAY MORE TEAM FORTRESS 2 AND UNLOCK MORE HATS!

    Hats > DLC, Fact!
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    #92  Edited By DukeTogo

    Another 5 hour game for $50, I'll pass and wait til Valve gives it away like the first one.

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    #93  Edited By FengShuiGod
    @ajamafalous said:
    " OH GOD TF2 HATS IN PORTAL 2

    I'M LOLING SO HARD RIGHT NOW


    VALVE IS MASTER TROLLS FOREVER.


    @FengShuiGod said:
    " @Driadon said:
    " @FengShuiGod said:
    " @ajamafalous said:
    " Wait, what's this about hats? "
    There is a store in Portal 2 now where you can buy hats, gesture for the robots in co-op, items, ect. Hats from TF2 carry over. "
    D: OH SHI- ...I wish I had money now "
    Nah, seems kinda gimmicky. Day one micro transactions? No thanks. I'm not paying $1.99 for a gesture called Atlas Shrugs that allows the round robot to...shrug. Maybe if this was something extra that was added in later, but day one? Meh. "
    Clearly you haven't played TF2. "
    I've probably put more hours into TF2 than any other game ever. And yeah, the hats are gimmicky. But they were added in after the fact. That's what annoys me about Portal 2. Gestures that the robots should kinda have anyways now cost $2 even though they were made before the game launched. If there are random drops somehow it will be less annoying, but still.
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    #94  Edited By ajamafalous
    @FengShuiGod said:
    " @ajamafalous said:
    " OH GOD TF2 HATS IN PORTAL 2

    I'M LOLING SO HARD RIGHT NOW


    VALVE IS MASTER TROLLS FOREVER.


    @FengShuiGod said:
    " @Driadon said:
    " @FengShuiGod said:
    " @ajamafalous said:
    " Wait, what's this about hats? "
    There is a store in Portal 2 now where you can buy hats, gesture for the robots in co-op, items, ect. Hats from TF2 carry over. "
    D: OH SHI- ...I wish I had money now "
    Nah, seems kinda gimmicky. Day one micro transactions? No thanks. I'm not paying $1.99 for a gesture called Atlas Shrugs that allows the round robot to...shrug. Maybe if this was something extra that was added in later, but day one? Meh. "
    Clearly you haven't played TF2. "
    I've probably put more hours into TF2 than any other game ever. And yeah, the hats are gimmicky. But they were added in after the fact. That's what annoys me about Portal 2. Gestures that the robots should kinda have anyways now cost $2 even though they were made before the game launched. If there are random drops somehow it will be less annoying, but still. "
    I totally agree about the gestures, but I feel the rage on the SPUF against the hats is in no way warranted or justifiable.
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    #95  Edited By rjayb89

    Welp, I played up until the part where the facility is fully operational. I really like the laser puzzles.

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    #96  Edited By phrosnite

    Have you seen? Portal 2 on the PC has a 3.8 rating based on user 66 ratings. WTF? I told you a month ago that User scores' didn't mean anything but no-one believed me.

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