Let's face it, the smart people to stoopid people ratio is not in our favor. Over the past few years I've been spending time on Xbox Live and even more time on Giant Bomb, this synergism of internet domains has put me on the front-lines of fanboyism, trollism, and twelve year oldism. All of which terrible terrible things. So I've compiled a list of things I've heard and wasted cognitive thinking on. Here I go the most l337 of all shit list out there. 
 

1. "I just downloaded a camera app on my Ipod Touch! Now I don't have to buy an Iphone!"
2. "I'll just wait until they port Red Dead Redemption to the Wii, then I'll buy it."
3. "Nsync's new album is great!"
4. "Team Fortress suck because you can't customize your weapon's"
5. "I can't wait unti Nine Inch Nails and Weezer tour together!"
6. "Ryu's a grappler."
7. "No, no, no Blizzard is working on Duke Nukem: Forever. I read it on 4chan."
8. "Persona 4 is so unoriginal CODs storyline is maybe the most original, either that or Saints Row"
9. "Pulp Fiction is my favorite Christopher Nolan film."
10. "Top Gun 2 is out this week!" (He was referring to Top Gun 2 the game.)
11. "Halo: Reach is like the same as Halo 3."]
12. "What is Green Day's Longview about?"
13. "I hope they remake Inception."