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I am now a PROfessional treasure hunter, with a cap PRO.

      I was inspired by the many greats before Me. Stephen King, Abraham Lincoln, and Robert De Niro all famous people you probably sought treasure at one point in there lives. This is my story.
     It was a regular day in Dryden Michigan, I had just woken up from an afternoon slumber when my Father (If that capitalized?) comes running in through the door with a small Tupperware container in his hand. He said "My son you are a genius! You were right all along, there is treasure in Port Huron. Those coordinates where right all along!" the sleep had instantly left my body, it was time for me to examine what is probably Soviet era KGB supplies placed but used during the cold war. It was exactly that my father had found. I pulled out my World War II era maps of Michigan that were printed by the Germans to use in the North American campaign, there lack of newer road structures made it easier to find more district era for KGB agents to fin these drop boxes. My father had a suggestion "Son, use Google Earth. It is quicker and easier to use the coordinates appear at the bottom of the screen, It's that easy. I put him time out for this." I am still dumfounded on the placement of the drop box, but that was pushed away by curiosity of the contents.

 Here it is, written in code that no one but KGB agent can read. The contents are even more disturbing.
 Here it is, written in code that no one but KGB agent can read. The contents are even more disturbing.

 From left to right: pencils that can write underwater, in space and in volcanoes. Erasers that only erase democracy,  Ai-Ai toy that doubles as camera. and centipede that spreads the disease of communism. We will examine the
 From left to right: pencils that can write underwater, in space and in volcanoes. Erasers that only erase democracy, Ai-Ai toy that doubles as camera. and centipede that spreads the disease of communism. We will examine the "log" inside the film canister.
          Upon examination of the log it turns out that the drop box was used several times by KGB agents, restocking them through out there undercover tours. They went as far as to write the dates in code such as "Feb. 10 2009" or "4/4/2009" they lied about the dates to confuse the America loving man how found this, never trust a commi. Decided to play their little game, I signed the log with my codeman "The Pokemon Master" and put in four Pokemon cards. They will think that they are weapon capable of cutting through human flesh and railroad tracks, they have been outsmarted.
 Clever Michael outsmarts Soviet KGB Nazis!
 Clever Michael outsmarts Soviet KGB Nazis!
     The world is later safer thanks to Me. No more KGB agents can terrorize the state of Michigan anymore, I would expect the war in Afghanistan to end and day now. The economy will be repaired now that the KGB agents can't conterfiet money inside volcanoes with their space pencils. But I am still young, I have many years of saving America and thus the world ahead of Me.

 America is safe once again.
 America is safe once again.
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