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Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs!

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Watching old videos gave me an idea for an odd shirt design. I don't know what it is about me that wants to make GB shirts that have nothing to do with gaming at all. Lobsters, anyone?
 
I'm pretty sure Turbo_Toaster's background image had also seeped into my consciousness while making it. That lass does some cracking work, fer sure.

 

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Watching old videos gave me an idea for an odd shirt design. I don't know what it is about me that wants to make GB shirts that have nothing to do with gaming at all. Lobsters, anyone?
 
I'm pretty sure Turbo_Toaster's background image had also seeped into my consciousness while making it. That lass does some cracking work, fer sure.

 

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@buzz_clik said:
"I'm pretty sure Turbo_Toaster's background image had also seeped into my consciousness while making it. That lass does some cracking work, fer sure."
Now you want to suck her toes too, don't you?
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@Origina1Penguin said:
" @buzz_clik said:
"I'm pretty sure Turbo_Toaster's background image had also seeped into my consciousness while making it. That lass does some cracking work, fer sure."
Now you want to suck her toes too, don't you? "
I was like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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@Origina1Penguin said:
" @buzz_clik said:
"I'm pretty sure Turbo_Toaster's background image had also seeped into my consciousness while making it. That lass does some cracking work, fer sure."
Now you want to suck her toes too, don't you? "
*lil shrug* Well, I'm only human.
 
 I mean... no.
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I approve of this T-shirt.

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Hot-dog cooker should have a face.

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@Suicrat said:

" Hot-dog cooker should have a face. "

The weird thing is that now that I've made it I can only see the hot dogs as the eyes and the lower bread hole as the smiley mouth.
 
The weirder thing is the term 'lower bread hole'.
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@buzz_clik: That's my goldfish's porn name.
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Am I immature for seeing... never mind.  
 
I'd wear that shirt! 

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@DanielJW said:
" Am I immature for seeing... never mind.   I'd wear that shirt!  "
For seeing the steam as a question mark? Yes, you're being puerile. Stop it.
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@buzz_clik said:
"Watching old videos gave me an idea for an odd shirt design. I don't know what it is about me that wants to make GB shirts that have nothing to do with gaming at all. Lobsters, anyone?
 
I'm pretty sure Turbo_Toaster's background image had also seeped into my consciousness while making it. That lass does some cracking work, fer sure.

 
 
 
"

No offense or anything but I would never wear that shirt out in public.
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@Wolverine said:

"No offense or anything but I would never wear that shirt out in public. "

None taken. As I said, even I find it a pretty odd design (albeit still wearable).
 
Plus there's the fact that it's not actually a shirt at the moment, so you don't even have to worry about accidentally putting one on. Bonus.
 
EDIT: Maybe it'd be better as a sticker? Hmmm...
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@buzz_clik said:
" @DanielJW said:
" Am I immature for seeing... never mind.   I'd wear that shirt!  "
For seeing the steam as a question mark? Yes, you're being puerile. Stop it. "
No! I'm talking about your blatant face hidden in the hot dogs!  
 

   I can't be the only one who sees this!   
   I can't be the only one who sees this!   
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Wait, can we confirm if they still use the hot dog toaster?

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@Video_Game_King said:
" Wait, can we confirm if they still use the hot dog toaster? "
Shhh, don't ruin the magic! ;)
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@Wolverine said:
" No offense or anything but I would never wear that shirt out in public. "
Wait, something just occurred to me - does that mean you'd wear it in private? Sweet, I just made a sale.
 
@DanielJW said:
" No! I'm talking about your blatant face hidden in the hot dogs!  "
Heh, I totally see it too.
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Hot dog toaster should have two faces.

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@Suicrat said:
" Hot dog toaster should have two faces. "
And that's enough to make me click the wee 'Follow' thing under your avatar.
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Hot dog toaster should have Tropico 3 dude's face. 
 
Other than that, great design. Particularly like the phrase 'making dogs hot'. Not sure why.
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@buzz_clik: My posse grows larger! Only problem is... now I'm following you as well. We will chase one another in some sort of majestic mobius strip pattern that will draw the world's focus onto your even-more-majestic hot-dog-toaster-teeshirt-design!
 
But you know what would make the majesty even more majestic?
 
Actually, I'll let other people posting in this thread answer that question.
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God-dammit @buzz_clik: stop raising the bar!  I can't even see it anymore!

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The hog dog toaster will always live on in our hearts.

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I don't see it. I remember the video, but I've seen hotter dogs on this site.

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@Rayfield said:
" Hot dog toaster should have Tropico 3 dude's face.  Other than that, great design. Particularly like the phrase 'making dogs hot'. Not sure why. "
Fuck. You post an idea that is about the level of successfully-developing cold fusion, then someone else (in this case, some guy named Rayfield) comes along and posts an idea that is about the level of making humanity immortal!
 
Thanks a lot :'-(
 
This calls for one of those "Hitler's pissed off at Rayfield" videos....
 
"All those who think the hot dog toaster shouldn't have a face, leave the room now.... EIN SCHREIDEN-ZIG-FIDEN-LINGENBURGER-RAYFIELD'S-SMARTER-THAN-ME-SIGGEN-KOPF-EISEN!"
 
...Know what I mean?
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@Suicrat: 
 
LOL. Cheers dude.
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@Rayfield: Cheers to you for posting a brilliant idea in this blog post. Now, there's only the hope that Buzz_Clik takes it to heart.
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@buzz_clik said:
" @Suicrat said:

" Hot-dog cooker should have a face. "

The weird thing is that now that I've made it I can only see the hot dogs as the eyes and the lower bread hole as the smiley mouth.
 
The weirder thing is the term 'lower bread hole'. "
That sounds oh so wrong.
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Man, now this hot dog toaster looks even more like Ryan Davis!
 

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Just realized I cut off the bottom slogan, but you know what? I think it gives the design more character, people will be dying to know "it's a website about videog-what?! What could possibly be at the end of that sentence?! TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
And then everyone who wears this teeshirt will get laid, because well, you guys know why.
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@Suicrat said:

" EIN SCHREIDEN-ZIG-FIDEN-LINGENBURGER-RAYFIELD'S-SMARTER-THAN-ME-SIGGEN-KOPF-EISEN!"  ...Know what I mean? "

This thread / blog just jackknifed and went screeching along the bitumen in a shower of sparks and twisted steel. Awesome.
 
And that 'videog' version of the shirt is the Nexus 6 to my poxy original.
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@buzz_clik said:
" @Suicrat said:
" EIN SCHREIDEN-ZIG-FIDEN-LINGENBURGER-RAYFIELD'S-SMARTER-THAN-ME-SIGGEN-KOPF-EISEN!"  ...Know what I mean? "
This thread / blog just jackknifed and went screeching along the bitumen in a shower of sparks and twisted steel. Awesome. "
That's not true! I veered it back into the passing lane with my amazing MS Paint skillz!
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@Suicrat said:
"Man, now this hot dog toaster looks even more like Ryan Davis!
 
 
 

 
 WOW. BEST T-SHIRT EVER. SOLD.
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I'm dead serious here. Put that thing in the GB store and I will buy ten of them. 
 
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The first video I ever watched on Giant Bomb was Hot Dog Toaster. I would wear this with pride.

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@EvilTwin: 
 
Tarantino has a foot fetish. Go back through most of his movies and you'll see long, lingering shots of chicks feet. Pretty gross.
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@Rayfield said:
" @EvilTwin:  Tarantino has a foot fetish. Go back through most of his movies and you'll see long, lingering shots of chicks feet. Pretty gross. "
What Rayfield says is true. I was going to guess from his shirt that this was one of the feet of the Babysitter Twins in Planet Terror.
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@Rayfield said:
" @EvilTwin:  Tarantino has a foot fetish. Go back through most of his movies and you'll see long, lingering shots of chicks feet. Pretty gross. "
You know what I don't get about foot fetishes. There's so many other parts of the body to love! Like, what about elbows? Elbows are alright, but I don't know of anyone going around sucking the elbows of their favourite artists.
 
Actually, knowing the internet, I bet someone is going to post a reply to the effect of "I masturbated to elbow porn five minutes ago!" At which point I will smile and nod.
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@Suicrat: Weirdest fetish I've seen was in regards to sneezing. Oh The Internet.
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@Suicrat:
I've seen armpit porn, whether it was erotic, depends on your taste.
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@Turbo_Toaster: Okay, what? sneeze-porn? How do you even turn that into porn? Or is it cleaned up, and all the messy parts of sneezing (the mucus, the apologies, the cigarette afterwards, the being blocked on facebook) like they do with other pornography?
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@Suicrat: I don't even know, man! I was outta there before any more information could be ascertained. O_o
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@Turbo_Toaster: Yeah, I can sympathize with that course of action.
 
@HypoXenophobia: Sorry for not acknowledging you sooner, HX. Yes, armpit porn. I guess your anatomy will end up smelling as stinky as with anal sex, but just a different type of stink.
 
 
Buzz_clik must be rolling around in his grave... and by grave I mean office chair.
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kind of want that shirt.

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Lol i'd buy that t-shirt. Nice work.
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Why is there a question mark on it?

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Very nice shirt design.

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@Wolverine said:
" @buzz_clik said:
"Watching old videos gave me an idea for an odd shirt design. I don't know what it is about me that wants to make GB shirts that have nothing to do with gaming at all. Lobsters, anyone?
 
I'm pretty sure Turbo_Toaster's background image had also seeped into my consciousness while making it. That lass does some cracking work, fer sure.

 
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No offense or anything but I would never wear that shirt out in public. "
True,me neither.
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not only would I buy that shirt, I would also wear it.

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For some reason I feel really dirty inside after looking at that.