Tunnels of Doom was a pretty awesome (for its time) role-playing game/dungeon crawler for the TI-99/4A, similar to stuff like Wizardry and Ultima. The monsters had some cool sound effects to them, especially the spiders and the dust devils. But, yeah, the controllers for that thing were fucking garbage.
Are you serious? You absolutely eat the nachos with your dong hanging out. Everyone has already seen you naked anyway, and... Well, not to lean back into the Costanza stuff, but have you ever taken your shirt off while sitting on the toilet? Well, as awesome as that feels, imagine you're completely balls out butt-naked on someone else's couch, snarfling some free nachos and beer. Fuck, man, even if you aren't down with the sex stuff, you should go to the orgy just for that.
"Nachos already?"
"Shit, yeah! I didn't even fuck. I just came in, took off my clothes and then grabbed a beer and a bowl of nachos. Orgies rule!"
I wish I had a Brad Muir in my life. The sheer joy and positive energy that radiates from that man...I feel like as long as he has a smile on his face the world ain't so bad and we're all gonna be alright.
For those that bought the game, I hope it's more fun to play than it is to watch because, holy shit, that was mind-numbingly dull to watch. Even with all its flash and more "action-y" style, that combat just seems tedious as fuck.
This game looks like a major bummer. It had potential, sort of a Castle Crashers meets Dark Souls mash-up, but it seemed to miss the mark every step of the way. The combat seems as boring and repetitive as the environments. The writing isn't funny or interesting. The art style is bland and completely devoid of character. Hell, the least they could've done is pack the game with buttloads of cool loot so your character's appearance was always changing, thereby enticing you to chase after new gear. Just...anything to give you a reason to keep playing.
It's cute. It's real dumb. I'll buy one. Though, reading Jeff's list totally bummed me out on all the great games that should be but aren't included on this thing. Especially River City Motherfucking Ransom.
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