Damotello

M. Bison's my boy. I got sick of all the Ken's in ranked so I've switched to player matches and tournaments. I think I've only faced one Ken so far in tournaments, it's mostly Vega's I've been fighting, which is strange but makes for a great match. /life story

I'll add you next time I'm on my xbox, i could do with someone new to play against. My gamertag is Damotello, funnily enough.

" I would masturbate vigourously to a nude Rufus mod. "

Justin Wong is the personification of the nerdy hardcore gamer stereotype. I hear he has a backup virginity in case he accidentally loses one, it's the source of his power. The chap is amazing at Street Fighter though.

That 11 hit combo he got in at the end was beautiful.

From now on, the process of expressing one's rage at videogames on controllers/furniture/loved ones shall be referred to as GAMERSMASH!. Complete with capital letters and exclamation mark. For instance, I have on numerous occasions come very close to bouts of GAMERSMASH! whilst fighing Seth on hard mode in SFIV.

Quick Diamond! Use your ultra combo!

Being in a band with your son isn't very rock and roll. Especially if he's a fat tub of shit like Wolfgang is. Fuck this game.

I loved your first street fighter guide, I was okay beforehand but it really took my game to the next level, really looking forward to going through this.