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DarkbeatDK

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I'm surprised that this game gets so much praise, considering the catastrophic decision to take out the gun that made the last game the best Mario game since I Am A Teacher: Super Mario No Sweater.

Aimlessly milling about in a series of beautiful levels is fine and all, but without the gruff voice of Marcus Phoenix yelling "FRAG OUT!" every few minutes or the iconic "PING!" sound of the M1 Garand every time your clip runs out of mags, Super Mario Odyssey seems like a pointless endeavor.

Compare and contrast to the hallmark of video games; the iconic Robert Ludlum's The Bourne Conspiracy.

Jason Bourne"Super" Mario
A master of martial arts, Jason Bourne utilizes his superior reflexes and explosive karate techniques in exhilarating Quick Time Events. Mario sometimes lands on a guy when he jumps or throws the same weak punch over and over again
Jason Bourne dispatches his foes with a wide array of different firearms that he expertly handles thanks to his training as a super spy or whateverMario throws his hat for a bit
Seeking the truth of his own identity, Jason Bourne is on a constant journey of self-discovery, filled with excitement and intense actionMario has to save Princess Peach again and gather some coins and moons or something
This genre defining instant classic masterpiece was first released in 2008Mario Odyssey came out in 2017 and Nintendo STILL didn't get it right.

Balancing for the usual Nintendo inflation, Mario Odyssey is a 2/5 star game.

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I like that alt outfit for Monster Hunter. I haven't actually seen it in a Monster Hunter game, but I'm familiar with it from some... uh... other works.

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It's weird how they made a video game about cars seem like a toothpaste commercial, but here we are.

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I love that [Glass Him] is an upgrade option in this. Can't wait to play it.

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I think it's worth mentioning that the Loot Crates in this are in lieu of paid DLC or Season Passes. Loot Crates are funding future content, like new heroes and new maps.

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If you are a collector or like games properly, in general, Special Reserve Games are putting out a physical release sometimes here in october.

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The only thing that I remember from MASH is a scene about a guy who is traumatized, because he saw a woman suffocate her baby on a bus, because the G.I. tells them that they have to be quiet not to be spotted by the enemy and the baby won't stop crying.... So yeah. Fun show.

The big show of my childhood was 1988's Mission Impossible. That show was great and really informed my belief and joy of watching a team of specialists coming together and using their skills to overcome stuff, which later manifested itself in my addiction to the co-oporate aspect of MMOs. I was very disappointed in the first Tom Cruise movie, since it was just one guy who was this superhero that could do anything.

A fine CBS property, might I add.

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The Young Gerstmann shop inspired me to do this

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I thought they all looked a little off in this game, I now I think I know what it is. Nobody makes eye-contact. It's like everyone's on drugs and just stare into space constantly. Face models are nice and all, but if they got the eyes right, it would look way better.

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Jeff, you GOTTA do some sort of Endurance Run or other video content of Kane & Lynch for the anniversary. In many ways it was an event that propelled you, the site and probably all of video games media into what it is today

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