Dom

5 seconds rule, and i'll eat only off my floor

if they refuse then what, bomb their offices with Surstromming? 

I used to play Runescape

People fight for the environment because caring sells

I'll lock myself up in a large cargo container

I once received no service at all in this restaurant, no water/tea (which was usually given), I even needed to ask for the menu. I didn't felt like tipping, but I did anyways, save to say i never went there since. Jerks.

i'll point them to a gas station, with a "wasn't that obvious" face

Robert DeNiro and John Voight were not even mentioned in the Half-Blood Prince  

mr mosquito

Dikfore