My Profile Feed is a drug addict....
I should have stopped him when I found that stash of "bandwidth" he had been hiding under my blog.
I held it up and asked him "What is this...? Where did you get this?!"
He just looked up at me and shrugged.
I had a mind to sock him right in the submit button! How dare he blow me off! I made him the feed he was! He would be nothing without me!
I took his stash of bandwidth (or "speed," as it's called on the streets), and tossed it out.
He just stared at me. I could tell he was deep in thought.
"You have so much to lose," I told him, "don't go screwing up your settings, you have so much to stay online for!"
"You're right...." he replied, " I don't know what happened.... it was just... you know... there has been so much traffic lately and the server has been breathing down my neck, I just needed a release... I'll stay away from the stuff I swear.. I'm going to take back control of my life!"

What a load of BS! I gave him a second chance and now he screwed me over! I came back to my profile today, and my entire history was gone! He had taken all of my posts, and is probably out there somewhere in some dark alley, pawning off my data so he can get his fix.

I contacted the local admin department and put in a claim. Hopefully they can find my Profile feed and bring him back safe.... We all make mistakes and I know that he is just confused, he didn't mean to hurt me.

So Feed..... if you are reading this... come back home, I forgive you!