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I'm Complaining About Giantbomb

By emkeighcameron 87 Comments

 

OH SHIT: IT'S ON NOW, SON


So check this out, I've got some major beef to root up with Giantbomb and now I'm going to outline it in a truly intellectual and methodical format. This officially makes me part of the COOL CLUB so you all better watch out.
 
1) Sometimes I don't agree with what the Giantbomb guys say. That's bullshit. They should always agree with me. After all, my opinions are just facts that other people haven't learned yet.  Look at Jeff, down there. Man, FUCK THAT, he likes some Tony Hawk bullshit, and I HATE skaters. God damn, what a JERK Jeff is.

Jeff's puppy-dog-eyes don't have any effect on me.
Jeff's puppy-dog-eyes don't have any effect on me.

2) Once in a while, I notice that some idiots on Giantbomb don't like or even OWN the same console that I do. Man that pisses me right the fuck off. I took the time to find and register on this website, you fools should recognize that my console passion is clearly the superior one.
  
 The fuck is this? It's a bullshit console for bullshitters to own. Blerdyblerdyblahblahpenisblahblah.
 The fuck is this? It's a bullshit console for bullshitters to own. Blerdyblerdyblahblahpenisblahblah.
3) Sometimes when people act like dicks, they get called out on it. Whoa, wait, what?? How the fuck is that fair? People should be able to act like total assholes and be free from any and all repercussions. 
 
Oh man this is witty, take a minute to figure it out
Oh man this is witty, take a minute to figure it out
4)  I'm fucking doin' this for a quest and FUCK the rules, man, I don't know any better LOLOLLLOOLLL 
 
 Check it: I got like 50XP for bothering you, isn't that sweet?
 Check it: I got like 50XP for bothering you, isn't that sweet?


5) I can't spell or write worth a fuck but god-DAMN if that's not going to stop me from trying to compose entire compositions and pass them off as legitimate forum material.
  
 I really have no idea, I just Googled
 I really have no idea, I just Googled "bullshit" and got a picture of Francis Bacon.
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Edited By emkeighcameron

 

OH SHIT: IT'S ON NOW, SON


So check this out, I've got some major beef to root up with Giantbomb and now I'm going to outline it in a truly intellectual and methodical format. This officially makes me part of the COOL CLUB so you all better watch out.
 
1) Sometimes I don't agree with what the Giantbomb guys say. That's bullshit. They should always agree with me. After all, my opinions are just facts that other people haven't learned yet.  Look at Jeff, down there. Man, FUCK THAT, he likes some Tony Hawk bullshit, and I HATE skaters. God damn, what a JERK Jeff is.

Jeff's puppy-dog-eyes don't have any effect on me.
Jeff's puppy-dog-eyes don't have any effect on me.

2) Once in a while, I notice that some idiots on Giantbomb don't like or even OWN the same console that I do. Man that pisses me right the fuck off. I took the time to find and register on this website, you fools should recognize that my console passion is clearly the superior one.
  
 The fuck is this? It's a bullshit console for bullshitters to own. Blerdyblerdyblahblahpenisblahblah.
 The fuck is this? It's a bullshit console for bullshitters to own. Blerdyblerdyblahblahpenisblahblah.
3) Sometimes when people act like dicks, they get called out on it. Whoa, wait, what?? How the fuck is that fair? People should be able to act like total assholes and be free from any and all repercussions. 
 
Oh man this is witty, take a minute to figure it out
Oh man this is witty, take a minute to figure it out
4)  I'm fucking doin' this for a quest and FUCK the rules, man, I don't know any better LOLOLLLOOLLL 
 
 Check it: I got like 50XP for bothering you, isn't that sweet?
 Check it: I got like 50XP for bothering you, isn't that sweet?


5) I can't spell or write worth a fuck but god-DAMN if that's not going to stop me from trying to compose entire compositions and pass them off as legitimate forum material.
  
 I really have no idea, I just Googled
 I really have no idea, I just Googled "bullshit" and got a picture of Francis Bacon.
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lol
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Funny. I especially like the picture of the stuck donkey. That actually is kinda clever.

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I tip my hat to you, good sir.

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YOU ARE WRONG/RIGHT AND THIS IS WHY:
1) I AGREE WITH YOU.
2) YOU SEEM SMART AND SO AM I SO WERE BOTH SMART AND RIGHT.

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Edited By emkeighcameron
@GlenTennis said:
" YOU ARE WRONG/RIGHT AND THIS IS WHY: 1) I AGREE WITH YOU. 2) YOU SEEM SMART AND SO AM I SO WERE BOTH SMART AND RIGHT. "
OH MAN FUCK YOU I DISAGREE WITH WHAT YOU SAID
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I don't think your satire is really helping anything.

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wow u is cool

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This reminds me of Jim Sterling on Destructoid with his overt sarcastic remarks. However, I don't like Jim Sterling. At all.

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MAN FUCK THIS POST


OP MUST BE A LOSER!

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Yeah I get your point n all.. but still...why?..You did this for the quest DIDN'T YOU!?!

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You my friend, suck because you have an awesome avatar. No one should have such an awesome avatar, so now I hate you. 
HATE YOU! 
HAAAATE! 
 
Seriously though, well done. Best Blog post I have read in a while. Now go get your face back!

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lul.

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Well played, OP.
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I'M GOING TO INSULT YOU THEN WRITE A SMILEY FACE SO YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE STILL COOL
 
:D
 
*Smiley face makes everything better*

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@emkeighcameron: Francis Bacon is the shit, bitch. Go to hell!
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i HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!!! 
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I am writing for a amnesty international outlet* and therefore I am better than all of you, especially that Ryan Davis dude who dares to use his written material for a video review. Shame Ryan, shame! I demand you to do your work twice, underling!
  
*truth

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I QUIT THIS SITE

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I lol'd.

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My name is Lowbrow and I approve this blog post.

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Did the donkey make it out okay?

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That picture with that ass stuck in a hole... 
I don't get it.
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@atomic_dumpling said:
" I am writing for a amnesty international outlet* and therefore I am better than all of you, especially that Ryan Davis dude who dares to use his written material for a video review. Shame Ryan, shame! I demand you to do your work twice, underling!
  
*truth "
I think i love you....
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You forgot "Brad is Bad at games"  because of ER.

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Best blog I've read in a while. Thanks for the lolz.

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So true.

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THIS POST PROLY DONT EVEN OWN A 360!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I can't tell if you're being satirical or not.

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tl;dr

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@Video_Game_King said:
" I can't tell if you're being satirical or not. "
And it wasn't that funny if he was.
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GIANTBOMB STARTED OUT GOOD BUT NOW ITS SHIT. 
 
I'M LEAVING THIS WEBSITE. EVERYBODY FEEL SORRY FOR ME!

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@emkeighcameron said:
" @GlenTennis said:
" YOU ARE WRONG/RIGHT AND THIS IS WHY: 1) I AGREE WITH YOU. 2) YOU SEEM SMART AND SO AM I SO WERE BOTH SMART AND RIGHT. "
OH MAN FUCK YOU I DISAGREE WITH WHAT YOU SAID "
YEAH YOU TALKIN SHIT HOMIE
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Damn Francis Bacon!

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GiantBomb forums will never be the same after this. Yeah, right.

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@Legend said:
" I tip my hat to you, good sir. "

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This is fucking great

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Bravo

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  Best Blog solely for the Quest...EVER!!!       
  Best Blog solely for the Quest...EVER!!!       
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I agree. GiantBomb used to be about the fans, now it's just about getting hot babes and eating yorkie bars.

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*starts a slow clap*

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@emkeighcameron:  
Deja Vu 
I know exactly what you men
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I only just figured out the donkey-down-the-well picture. That was bugging me for ages.

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I approve, good post.

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I lub dis post!

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This is just plain great, no seriously.

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I'm going to leave the forums after this shit.

My name was Jack.