" @Suicrat: I agree. All women are lesbians. They want hairless things that enjoy twilight. 1) Men aren't hairless, women are. 2) Men don't like twilight. What they're longing for is a woman. "
women are just as hairy as men. trust me, I have interacted with hippies on numerous occasions.
" It really pisses me off when a girl says something like "all men are assholes" or "If only I could find a nice guy". Nice guys are a dime a fucking dozen. They just don't know how to talk to girls because they get shot down all the damn time. "
You hit the nail on the head. You're winner! "
Or maybe you're an asshole like the rest of us, except you don't realize that just the fact that you don't know how to talk to women doesn't mean you're a 'nice guy'.
Tycho from Penny Arcade says "I took it from room to room yesterday in the office - like a wandering monk in possession of a mysterious relic, the agent of its gentle profundity." Which seems like it means he likes it.
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