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I don't even know the last time I read a magazine. They're always there in waiting rooms, but phones do a better job luring you from boredom.

I would add Crypt of the Necrodancer to the list. I play it once a day to relax.

I would consider the mid to late 90's my "golden years" of gaming. Games like Mario RPG, Chrono Trigger, Super Mario 64, Zelda Ocarina of Time, etc. It's that era of gaming when I was around 10-13 years old, so my nostalgia goggles are in full force here.

I don't play with dollies, thanks.

Why can't I like Assassin's Creed? Every time I try it I'm just so thoroughly bored. 

Sure, I'll probably tell my best friend, who just so happens to be the Assistant District Attorney.

I bought this game at HMV of all places for $50. Awesome price for an outstanding game.

Fantastic craigslist post you found. It made me smile.

Anyway, I've met a few girl gamers over the years, and they're all remarkably cool (yes, you included). My biggest complaint is that so many guys make seeing a girl online such a big deal. Boob jokes and online flirting or whatever isn't funny nor is it even fun to do, so I don't get why it's so prevalent. But whatever. I say just keep ignoring the assholes.

I used to draw a lot of dinosaurs when I was a kid. But dinosaurs generally bored me, so I drew in a bunch of guns welded onto their bodies. I ended up creating names for hundreds of dinosaurs, all with guns and rocket launchers and knives attached to their appendages.

Oh, to be young. Gunosaurus Rex was awesome.

I act like a 23 year old. I'm 22.

Yep, it's official. I'm completely average at every aspect of my life.