GalacticPunt

I found Euro Truck Simulator 2 to be a great mental salve right after the election. Just hit the road, scan the internet radio streams for some good tunes, and admire the scenery.

Bejeweled 3 also has a Zen Mode that is mega-chill.

She's planning to murder, cook, and eat you.

Fake your own death and move to another state.

@mrcraggle: The problem with that is that Dan has already been educated on Mario Party 9 by the world's leading expert on partying: Andrew WK!

24 hours is enough time to comfortably fit in 15 solo games of Mario Party 9. VROOM VROOM! Jump in the Party car!

Q: What time is it?

A: It's motherfucking Touch-Her-Shoulder Time.

To be a little more specific, the signs are good and you should make specific plans to hang out with her somewhere soon. At the end of the friendly date, say you liked hanging out (unless you actually had a miserable time) process her response, then follow up with saying you like her. Then it's her turn to either reciprocate the sentiment or do the "as-a-friend" swerve. That's the best way I've known for high school-ers to navigate this stuff.

Russian Roulette!

Welcome! We can curse here. But not in title threads, that would be too pupped up.

When I clicked on this thread, the views count was at exactly 666. So there you go. It's clearly not safe. Satan is going to sideload onto your Android phone and swallow your soul.

That is pure Art. Kudos!

That's a pretty cool way to experience the movie, going in fresh.

As an MTV kid I definitely had the "Arnold is the protective terminator" aspect spoiled by Guns 'n' Roses' "You Could be Mine" music video which had a ton of movie footage. Some TV commercials too.