Well for those of you who give a horses ass, and are wondering what I've been up to lately, heres the deal my girl friend and I  over spring break had a little too much to drink...., and it turns out I'm going to be a dad....except that I'm only sixteen. Being a staunch Christian (yes very christian of me to forget about Condums...), I will not abort the baby. She's going to have the kid and......

For those of you who believed that....Wow...
For those of you that are thinking...:WOW THIS KIDS FUNNY...It's not that funny.. I just felt like writing that
For those of you who are thinking...: Wow this kid's a creeper who likes hitting on US olympic athletes... (Player 1's opinion)....That's partially true...

Now here's the real deal:
The only game I've played for two months is Call of Duty WAW....I'm addicted to it. I have to finish Empire Total War, Dawn of War II, Fallout 3, and Fable II, plus buy Bionic Commando after exams. I just found this group of guys that is awesome, and we really are having a blast. What little of my time I don't spend studying, or gaming, I spend Jacking Off, going on GB (after I've Jacked off), watching 24, watching CSI: NY, watching Law and Order, and jogging. (BTW I was just kidding about the Jacking Off....Well not really...I mean we've all done it at least fifty or so times...I don't do it everyday like some perverts I know) I'm excited, because since my mom travels once a week for business, and gets a crapload of hotel, airline points, it's basically giving free airfare  and hotels in London, Paris, Normandy, and Florence this Summer. I freaked out when I heard this, but my mom said she's saved up a shitload of points from all the traveling she's done this year. Hey I AINT COMPLAINING....

I watched another Battle Report for Starcraft II, and HOLY FUCK!!! IT LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME !!!! I AM SO HYPED FOR IT!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!! HOLY SHIT I CANNOT WAIT!!! FUCK YOU BLIZZARD IF IT ISN'T IN MY HANDS BY DEC. 25th 2009!!!!!
It really does look amazing. Whether or not you're a man of the series, there is no denying the quality of the gameplay, visuals, and overall experience that I am getting from watching these Battle Report Videos.

Well if you took the waste of time to read this....thanks.
If you think I'm some kinda immature prick....you're probably right...

Anyway on a serious note

God Bless GB
God Bless Games
God Bless Starcraft II
And God Bless America!!!!