Well for those of you who give a horses ass, and are wondering what I've been up to lately, heres the deal my girl friend and I  over spring break had a little too much to drink...., and it turns out I'm going to be a dad....except that I'm only sixteen. Being a staunch Christian (yes very christian of me to forget about Condums...), I will not abort the baby. She's going to have the kid and......

For those of you who believed that....Wow...
For those of you that are thinking...:WOW THIS KIDS FUNNY...It's not that funny.. I just felt like writing that
For those of you who are thinking...: Wow this kid's a creeper who likes hitting on US olympic athletes... (Player 1's opinion)....That's partially true...

Now here's the real deal:
The only game I've played for two months is Call of Duty WAW....I'm addicted to it. I have to finish Empire Total War, Dawn of War II, Fallout 3, and Fable II, plus buy Bionic Commando after exams. I just found this group of guys that is awesome, and we really are having a blast. What little of my time I don't spend studying, or gaming, I spend Jacking Off, going on GB (after I've Jacked off), watching 24, watching CSI: NY, watching Law and Order, and jogging. (BTW I was just kidding about the Jacking Off....Well not really...I mean we've all done it at least fifty or so times...I don't do it everyday like some perverts I know) I'm excited, because since my mom travels once a week for business, and gets a crapload of hotel, airline points, it's basically giving free airfare  and hotels in London, Paris, Normandy, and Florence this Summer. I freaked out when I heard this, but my mom said she's saved up a shitload of points from all the traveling she's done this year. Hey I AINT COMPLAINING....

I watched another Battle Report for Starcraft II, and HOLY FUCK!!! IT LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME !!!! I AM SO HYPED FOR IT!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!! HOLY SHIT I CANNOT WAIT!!! FUCK YOU BLIZZARD IF IT ISN'T IN MY HANDS BY DEC. 25th 2009!!!!!
It really does look amazing. Whether or not you're a man of the series, there is no denying the quality of the gameplay, visuals, and overall experience that I am getting from watching these Battle Report Videos.

Well if you took the waste of time to read this....thanks.
If you think I'm some kinda immature prick....you're probably right...

Anyway on a serious note

God Bless GB
God Bless Games
God Bless Starcraft II
And God Bless America!!!!

You're hyper. I wish I had that energy.  :]

Dammit, you had me going for a sec then... I was about to write:

Life > You.

Good thing I didn't, that would have been pretty mean.

Wow, douche bag move.

"Wow, douche bag move."

So what are you gonna do about the kid ? Have you considered giving it to an infertile couple ? or maybe you want to be a dad at the age of 16 ?!
By the way I think instead of watching one TV-series after another you should constantly check on your girlfriend , she is pregnant in an early age after all and she needs you more than anyone else in this situation .

"So what are you gonna do about the kid ? Have you considered giving it to an infertile couple ? or maybe you want to be a dad at the age of 16 ?! By the way I think instead of watching one TV-series after another you should constantly check on your girlfriend , she is pregnant in an early age after all and she needs you more than anyone else in this situation . "

ignoring what everyone else is focusing on, i watched a battle report too, that level of play is way beyond me but Starcraft 2 is still looking pretty dam sweet....

Seems to me like you still had too much to drink.

"daniel_beck_90 said:

"So what are you gonna do about the kid ? Have you considered giving it to an infertile couple ? or maybe you want to be a dad at the age of 16 ?! By the way I think instead of watching one TV-series after another you should constantly check on your girlfriend , she is pregnant in an early age after all and she needs you more than anyone else in this situation . "

Did you read his post or are you joking?"

"Well for those of you who give a horses ass, and are wondering what I've been up to lately, heres the deal my girl friend and I  over spring break had a little too much to drink...., and it turns out I'm going to be a dad....except that I'm only sixteen. Being a staunch Christian (yes very christian of me to forget about Condums...), I will not abort the baby. She's going to have the kid and......For those of you who believed that....Wow...For those of you that are thinking...:WOW THIS KIDS FUNNY...It's not that funny.. I just felt like writing thatFor those of you who are thinking...: Wow this kid's a creeper who likes hitting on US olympic athletes... (Player 1's opinion)....That's partially true...Now here's the real deal:The only game I've played for two months is Call of Duty WAW....I'm addicted to it. I have to finish Empire Total War, Dawn of War II, Fallout 3, and Fable II, plus buy Bionic Commando after exams. I just found this group of guys that is awesome, and we really are having a blast. What little of my time I don't spend studying, or gaming, I spend Jacking Off, going on GB (after I've Jacked off), watching 24, watching CSI: NY, watching Law and Order, and jogging. (BTW I was just kidding about the Jacking Off....Well not really...I mean we've all done it at least fifty or so times...I don't do it everyday like some perverts I know) I'm excited, because since my mom travels once a week for business, and gets a crapload of hotel, airline points, it's basically giving free airfare  and hotels in London, Paris, Normandy, and Florence this Summer. I freaked out when I heard this, but my mom said she's saved up a shitload of points from all the traveling she's done this year. Hey I AINT COMPLAINING....I watched another Battle Report for Starcraft II, and HOLY FUCK!!! IT LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME !!!! I AM SO HYPED FOR IT!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!! HOLY SHIT I CANNOT WAIT!!! FUCK YOU BLIZZARD IF IT ISN'T IN MY HANDS BY DEC. 25th 2009!!!!! It really does look amazing. Whether or not you're a man of the series, there is no denying the quality of the gameplay, visuals, and overall experience that I am getting from watching these Battle Report Videos. Well if you took the waste of time to read this....thanks.If you think I'm some kinda immature prick....you're probably right...Anyway on a serious noteGod Bless GBGod Bless GamesGod Bless Starcraft IIAnd God Bless America!!!!"

Haha at BUckedeath:

That's what I was hoping for...some deutsch who only reads the first few lines and writes something so retarded its hilarious...

At Optimus Prime:

I couldn't agree more about SCII

Whoa, that was a pretty intense blog, I loom forward to hearing more.
~That business with the kid sounds complicated...

God forbid if you ever do procreate. Shoulder surgery's, anxiety attacks, hates democrats... the kid would start off with a (-1). 

"daniel_beck_90 said:

"So what are you gonna do about the kid ? Have you considered giving it to an infertile couple ? or maybe you want to be a dad at the age of 16 ?! By the way I think instead of watching one TV-series after another you should constantly check on your girlfriend , she is pregnant in an early age after all and she needs you more than anyone else in this situation . "

Did you read his post or are you joking?"

Lol at Daniel Beck...
Juno was a good movie

Claude:

Yeah tell me about it. My kid would be pretty "special", but he'd be big in the write places.

Condoms are thinner now.  No excuses anymore.  They feel natural enough.

God does not exist, your argument is invalid, and just wait for Blizzard to push-back the Starcraft II release date, JUST WAIT!