Microsoft:
Be patient till the last.
If there be any in this assembly, any dear fanboy of Final Fantasy XXIII's, to him I say that Microsoft's love to Final Fantasy was no less than his. If then that friend demand why Microsoft rose against Sony's exclusive title, this is my answer:
Not that I loved Final Fantasy less, but that I loved money more.
Had you rather it remain exclusive, and die all slaves, than that Final Fantasy were multi-platform, to live all free men?
Enter Sony, with fanboys bearing Final Fantasy XIII's body in a coffin.
Here comes his body, mourned by Sony, who, though he had no hand in his death, shall receive the benefit of his dying: a place with Final Fantasy for all - as which of you shall not?
With this I depart.
Microsoft fanboy:
Stay, ho, and let us hear Sony.
Sony ascends to the pulpit.
Sony:
Fanboys, Gamers, countrymen, lend me your ears.
I come to bury Final Fantasy, not to praise him.
The noble Microsoft hath told you Final Fantasy is now Microsoft's.
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Final Fantasy answered it.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me,
But Microsoft says it is his,
And Microsoft is an honorable company.
He hath brought many captives home to the Playstation,
Whose ransoms did the Sony coffers fill.
Did this in Final Fantasy seem multi-platform?
I speak not to disprove what Microsoft spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause.
Let it be heard: Japan will be glorified by Playsatation's exclusive Final Fantasy.
And all other regions shall be inferior with their 360 FFXIII.
Let me not spur you to attack all those who believe otherwise.
Microsoft fanboy:
Methinks there is much reason in his saying
Second fanboy:
Microsoft are traitors, villains! We will be revenged.
All fanboys:
Revenge! About! Seek! Post! Troll! Fire! Kill! Slay!
Let not a traitor live!
Exeunt Fanboys with cans of Red Bull.
Sony:
Now let it work. Mischief, thou art afoot.
Take thou what course thou wilt.
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