These puppies are adorable. Nauseatingly adorable. Seriously, staring at my main pooch as she was frolicking with a blue bird hovering over her head playfully in Snow White style? I was getting physically ill. Really. The object of the game (thus far) is getting medicine for a sick sibling. I'll be stealing it for myself, thanks.

Also, could there have been more sniffing? Leveling by discovering smells. Seeing as I do not have a sense of smell, I'd epically fail at life if this was how things really worked. Thanks for pointing that out to me The Dog Island, or should I say, THE DOG Island like every island likes to shout?

And please don't let the rest of the game be more scratch and sniff adventures. Seriously, sniffing for dirt and pawing at it to clean it up on a ship shouldn't be how you clean the deck. Almost clever. Almost.

I'm going to keep on trucking on this one. I'm letting my five dollars go to complete waste. I'd love to hear more classic phrases like "On the other paw..." and "Hiya! Have you ever touched a fish?" and such classicly named places such as Treely Woods.

Instant. Classic.