The instant Barack Obama was elected Preseident, I told Al that I was going to play 3 hours straight of this:

Alas, I never got around to it. With President-Elect Obama's inauguration 40 minutes away, me in Pittsburgh, and my Wii resting quietly at home in New York under a layer of dust (I blame Steam and the excellence that is Half-Life 2), I will have missed my deadline. It just won't be the same after the fact.

Oh, if you were wondering, yes -- I am very bad with stupid puns.