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Either Duke Nukem 2 or Abe's Oddysee.

"How freaks could increase Kinect's popularity."

They did. Ever see a Kinect ad?

"What Metroid could learn from Crackdown."

You can turn into an orb, then collect yourself!

"What Pokemon could learn from Monkey Island."

I'm selling these fine Pikachu-skin jackets...

"How balls could increase Professor Layton's popularity."

No joke needed. It's perfect already.

"Should Imagine: Babyz be considered vaporware?"

Because it has all the substance of vapor! Amrite?

"Top Ten fastest crates in videogames."

Kart racing featuring gaming's most famous crates and barrels. MAKE IT SO.

"Top Ten baldest flags in videogames."

... We're done here.

My favorite lame jokes tend to come from Giant Bomb's own Jeff Gerstmann. Namely, his retorts to insults.

(from the first PAX live Bombcast panel)

Jeff makes a bad joke

Ryan: This is every day at the office, folks.

Jeff: YOU'RE every day at the office!

For some reason, this stuck with me, and is now my default retort. It's always guaranteed to baffle the recipient.

I'd say Jennifer, definitely.

*actually reads past the thread title*

WarGames. Even if I feel a bit disturbed looking at that picture in such a context. I know Ally Sheedy was an adult in that film, but damned if she doesn't look 11 there. (I haven't seen the film in ages, so I don't remember if she looked that young throughout)

I seem to have the vaguest possible memories of a light-gun game in which reloading at a certain point would give you something, but my brain might be screwing with me.

Humble Indie Bundle 2.

I'm just glad to see folks discussing Kano. Dude gets no love. 

From Dusk 'til Dawn. 
 
Humble Indie Bundle 2.

You realize zombies arent real, right?