sometimesavowel

Brad: "I'm afraid to even put that torch out.
Me: "Don't do it."
*Brad puts the torch out, all guards chase him down and kill him.*

"It's your first best friend, and it's a child."

I did an actual, honest-to-God spit take as I was sipping water. Half my shirt, as well as my screen and wall, are covered with water now. Alex, you bastard.

@gnomeonfire: Do you think it makes Microsoft look desperate?

To address the parity question, Phil Spencer has gone on record about supporting mouse and keyboard on Xbox One. If this all takes off, then maybe it'll prompt Sony to follow suit.