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    Scooter is the mechanic and tinkerer who runs the Catch-A-Ride vehicle depots around Pandora.

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    Scooter maintains the Catch-A-Ride's around Pandora and builds the Outrunner used by the Vault Hunters. In the third DLC pack, he expands his inventory to include three new vehicles: the Racer, Monster, and the Lancer APC. Scooter resides in New Haven and is later found in T-Bone Junction (DLC3).

    Scooter is named after his sister and was revealed to be the son of Underdome queen Mad Moxxi, who appears in "The Secret Armory of General Knoxx" DLC alongside her son.

    Scooter Quotes

    • "Lucky's an old buddy of mine - and by old buddy I mean asshole that ruined my momma's girl parts. Sounds like he's in trouble so you go on ahead and try and keep him alive long enough so I can kill him at a later occasion."
    • "Thanks for keepin' that dickbag alive long enough for me to pound on later. Much as it pains me to admit, Lucky knows the area better than anyone. Might wanna use him whilst he's alive for me not having killed him and all."
    • "You go to Mad Mel and say Hi from Scooter. ...and by that I mean you just go murder the crap outta him, ye hear?"
    • "I should tell ya, I wouldn't trust Tannis with any one of my vehicles...what with all that science and...her boyish haircut."
    • "I ain't one to gossip - but that Tannis ain't quite on the up and up, ya know what I mean?"
    • "Now, this is just between you and me, and some choice machine parts over there, but that Tannis acts real peculiar-like - it don't befit a lady."
    • "Hey, you heard the news? Don't seem to make but two beans a sense, the vault bein' real and all."
    • "Hey, you hear the vault is real? I been tell'n' everyone the whole time that son-of-a-bitch was real. I said it, I swear on my daddy's body, bless his run-over soul."
    • "Word now's the Vault' s real. Well, if it is real, what'd anyone put in the damn thing? Gold? Hot chicks? ...Monkeys?"
    • "Hey, you seen them Lance soldiers 'round here? Why'd anyone send an army out here for, anyway?"
    • "I gotta say... Not sure we need crazy robot people like the Crimson Lance comin' in here and tell'n' us what is what."
    • "Hey, you seen those Crimson Lance? Buncha walkin' buckets! Ain't that I got any beef with 'em, they just armed up to the teeth, and I ain't sure what they are up to."
    • "Well come on by, I ain't goin' bite...probably."
    • "Com'n out the dust nasty out th're ai'nit?"
    • "Heard you huntin' for that Vault. You know, even if it weren't hogwash, would it matter? What're you gonna do with treasure anyhow? All we got here is mud, guns, and dirt!"
    • "Smoking Jesus titty cinnamon! That thing's a MONSTER! Thats gonna be SWEEEET!" (TSAoGK)
    • "Hey, one of dem Crimson Bucket sluts did a number on my hand, trying to get information on your secret lady friend." (TSAoGK)
    • "One thing about Moxxi, ...oh, almost forgot, she's my mom. So you better treat her right, otherwise I'm gonna bury you where I buried Lucky. Yeah, I killed him. Don't act all surprised, I told you I was gonna do it!" (TSAoGK)

    Catch-A-Ride Quotes

    • "Hey! Name's Scooter! I's named after my sister. Hey, come get you some wheels!"
    • "This is where the cars live! Getchu one!"
    • "Hey, listen to Scooter! When you gotta get across the rough 'n rowdiest places on Pandora , accept no sub-sti-tute!"
    • "Hey, Scooter says don't walk, drive! My daddy always said wheels were better than heels. Uh, he was paralyzed, though. Anyway, don't walk, drive!"
    • "Hey, this is Scooter saying, four wheels is better than... than uh, zero... wheels... Hey, have fun!
    • "She may not be the prettiest girl at the dance, but she'll put out the second you ask her!"
    • "Hey, don't be shy now! C'mon! Catch a Riiiiiiiiiiide!"
    • "Hey! My runners don't look like some blushing bride's or an'thing... but she'll get ya there... maybe even alive... Catch a ride!"
    • "Hey! Can't really tell one way or the other. Vault's real.. Vault ain't.. Flip a coin.. Say a pray'r.. Wutever!"

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