Unprofessional Fridays: 03/01/2019

Matt Rorie rules

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Despite the expected Rorie hate that seems to come with all of these. Let me echo, Rorie is awesome.

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I too will echo that I think Rorie is awesome. :)

Here's your hot March Madness scoop:

1. Don't mess with ACC - Virginia, North Carlolina and Duke will go far. Virginia Tech is nothing to mess with, they will throw your offense away. SU is a wildcard.

2. PAC12. Watch out for Washington.

3. Houston defense reigns supreme. They could upset a lot of teams.

4. Buffalo is crazy good and has a solid team of seniors.

5. Kentucky is a big strong team that will destroy

6. Gonzaga is itching for a championship.

7. Texas Tech ain't nothing to mess with.

That's all. Enjoy your Friday duders.

Rorie is the fucking greatest. But where's Business Dave? Need him around so Rorie can kick Ben's ass.

It's okay @rorie I also heard Arnold PalmTrees. I'm gobsmacked that any discussion of tiki bars in the SF Bay Area doesn't begin and end with The Tonga Room in the dank basement of the Fairmont Hotel.

@hippie_genocide: Tonga room is really cool but the bartenders are super stand-off ish and the crowd is weird rich people. I didn’t like the vibe. But the history of the place is wild. And our Scorpion bowl was tasty.

Good lord Rorie was in rare form this evening. An exquisite, artisinal Friday.

Arnold fucking Palmtrees.

Probably going to get banned for being honest, but Rorie's all-over-the-place rambling is irritating and exhausting and I always end up closing out of any stream he's on in under a minute. Nothing against the dude personally, but cripes. :/

“The site redesign has been received well” is like hearing a community manager of a poorly received game say they’ve seen positive feedback.

"Painkillers are my jam." - Uff Rorie, maybe don't.

The vibes on this UPF was the best I've seen in a while - love Rorie. Hilarious!

I absolutely love that Brad got the Balder Side Sword, a coveted 1% drop that some players grind for hours on end to get, randomly during a throwaway UPF segment.

does anyone know what Abby wrote about in the newsletter???!!!!

Holy shit that love letter to cube is legit amazing.

@robertspeedwagon: Lol noticed that too and was like ofc.

I'm pretty sure Brad didn't know what chat dot come was when he said "Go to chat dot com." Probably don't know now either, and he's not really missing much.

Rorie - Pack relations have reached a Cold War stage.

I wish my Amazon Echo was Rorie.
"Rorie! Play Soundgar-"
"I READ SOMETHING INTERESTING TODAY..."

@illrepute: It's 50/50 for most people around here. I'm generally not a fan of the lack of direction without Jeff. But, I still watched the whole thing anyways.

Really fun UPF, Matthew Rorie is an absolute gift.

Feels like Brad thinks Rorie is the most hilarious guy in the world, and it's wonderful.

I got a sensation...

That tonight's gonna be a good good night

and he's correct.

@cikame: He...he just doesn't stop talking.

Brad after dying yet again while playing poorly: "I need to stop drinking on UPF." ?

dead souls is a book by nikolai gogol published in 1842.

This was a fun one.

thank u, next.

rorie is an absolute delight, and i won't hear otherwise.

@tr0n: I love Rorie, but ya...I had a look of o_O when I heard that. I assume he is just kidding, but I have some friends that were ruined by that stuff.

I'd love to get another video Half-Dead with other GB folks in it.

@big_denim: “Painkiller” is the name of a cocktail popular at Tiki bars, which they were talking about. He definitely was not referring to opioids.

Is anyone else hearing multiple music tracks in the background at certain points of this UPF? It sounds really jarring.

I lost my shoe.

@rorie is a national treasure

That "Cube" game looks kind of awesome.

i rarely comment, but rorie was fantastic in this stream. The true unprofessional.

Rorie knows, "TAKE THAT FOR DATA!"

Happy to hear Rorie got a new monitor, sounds like that other one was really a piece of junk.

Rorie's build-up and explanation of that gif are way funnier than the gif itself. I hope Rorie never ever leaves GB.

That Cube developer's last game is called “Need For Drink”: a casual multiplayer game about competition between the spouses: a drunkard husband and his brawler wife. Please bring this to next UPF!

I'm so glad other guy isn't on this week.

This is so unprofessional I almost forgot the desk was there.

ETA: OMFG I will resub to 14 just to take Rorie through synched Aurum Veil.

It's pretty great, and one of the last movies that I'd have thought would work as a game, but it does.

Wait, who told Ben that Dark Souls 3 is the best in the trilogy? It's my least favorite of the 3 by a pretty wide margin, but by all means play what you want...