This Is the Run: Altered Beast - Part 14

I heard you like talking about buttholes.

‘Time to go down this hole

This run is a hole lot of fun

How far they've fallen from the grace of Contra :(

I think it's time for Dan to be demoted to the minors. Call up Abby!

wow this game is the pits

Dan

#VDG

at the very least , it would be a great gag to start the next episode that way

I blame the time change.

They were so ashamed how fast they died they left 4 mins of black screen on the end of the video so it would have a longer display time

wow. vdg is a state of mind

Business Dave, I would buy a Vinny Don't Goof shirt. Somebody please make this, please and thank you.

Dan sure does love holes.

Just try the old way! I think you can get into the rhythm. I think it's possible.

Narrator: It wasn't.

@danfess: They should collect the orbs, but instead of an animal, Dan transforms into Abby.

>does dragons have toes

Let's not seek answer to this question.

Dan secretly loves Altered Beast and keeps throwing so he can keep playing.

It's the only plausible explanation.

VDG 4 lyfe

Do the orbs ever disappear? They(Dan) chase them as if they're gonna go away, taking dumb risks.

Unpopular opinion: Vinny DO goof

@onkel: They do. They float upwards and out of reach.

Easily my favorite episode so far.

This is the first time I've ever seen Dan experience shame.

"You've never been right about anything Dan." that's the t-shirt I want. #YNBRAAD

@onkel: yeah they float up off the screen.

@danfess: And if Vinny and Abby beat it, Dan has to buy them both lunch for a week... and be Abby's personal assistant as well

It's not Dan's fault, those holes can be tricky the first time you play through the game.

I'm laughing and crying. Great episode.

The more I see of altered beast, the more apparent the latent homosexuality of its designers

There wasn't supposed to be a run today anyway, so this doesn't count.

Also, Vinny was right: the game cheated and gave only one set of wolves on the second loop in Stage 3, then three sets of wolves on the third loop.

ETA: On the part where Dan's falling, I'm finding that it's better to jump to the third, rightmost ledge as soon as you can and let the wolves come to you. You avoid a lot of possible enemy collisions/falling that way.

bring in the ringer

Dan, habitual hole faller

HOLES

FINALLY!!! We're done with this trash game.

Wow, what a trip. You've fallen to padding episodes now, huh? This series has been trailing downward, but that's no reason to descend to this level. I hope you guys understand the gravity of this decision and reconsider your hole approach.

This was absolutely the run.

Love the ending.

The fact that your collision box is wider when falling backwards from being hit, and then immediately narrows back down when you stand up has cost them a LOT of lives, over the course of this series.

Check out that collision detection gorn at 6:16.

This is the brisk walk

Did you know the javelins from Anthem were inspired by animal forms in Altered Beasts?

I had to switch this video to HTML5 from Progressive to get it to play. Not sure why. Weird.

Vinny's outburst was pretty great.

Daylight Savings Time is like pennies: no one gives a shit until someone talks about taking it away. Then suddenly our civilization will crumble in flames if we never again Spring Ahead.

Vinny Dun Goofed? => Vinny DON'T Goof

fake news runtime

I predicted on Friday that they'd beat it within the next week... I may have been too optimistic.

That said, loving this series, keep at it! Onward to better things!

I love the padded runtime to throw us off of their sudden poor showmanship. I also love how much they haaaaate this terrible game. I also ALSO love that this could go on longer than Hard Corps.

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Bring in an Altered Beast pro, hide him under the desk, and pretend Dan is suddenly playing flawlessly.

Dan........

I've had a ton of issue since this new video stuff they've been doing. The most reliable thing about Giant Bomb is great content in a shitty player.