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Mailbag: Giant Bomb Mailbag: It Came From South Carolina

Witness the mailbag you simply must see to believe.

What's in the mail? Is it an old T-shirt? A lunchbox full of rusty knives? Video game treasures? Canadian energy drinks?

Aug. 27 2014

Posted by: Brad

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Is that full tang?

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@fisk0: It has the final cut, it has all the versions and the workprint on that set. I kept buying HD DVDs for way too long lol

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Worst part about a mailbag video is looking at Jeff's already messy desk become even more of a mess. It drives me crazy.

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If there isn't an office knife-throwing competition on the UPF after PAX, I'm cancelling my subscription.

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@foomanfat: Now you know how any Canadian feels whenever Canada is mentioned.

Seriously we get way too excited sometimes.

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I would say keep the folding knife at the desk for opening packages up, if Jeff can ever figure out how to close it. Also, this reminds me that I need a knife. (I have plenty of swords, but Giant Bomb will never be receiving those.)

Also, I got a PS3 and went Blu-Ray. Someone I know got a 360 and bought the HD-DVD drive and kept saying that HD-DVD was the future and it was going to win. Back then I followed the war pretty closely and was huge into collecting movies, reading The Digital Bits every day. Now, I realize it didn't matter because I'm pretty much buying everything digitally.

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Unnamed knife dude, you are awesome.

...I kinda want to know what's going on on those bootleg porn DVDs.

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Absolutely perfect timing with the knives. EVEN BETTER IF THEY'RE POLICE EVIDENCE KNIVES.

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Seems like a tight intersection between "Pog Art" and "Kife Art". Snakes, scorpions, dragons...

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If anyone has a link to the knife with the polar bears on it I would appreciate it cause holy shit man

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R.I.P. DayZ Credit Card Knife

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Downloading this before it gets removed 0_0

How fucking illegal is this?

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I won the HDDVD drive and a bunch of movies from IGN. I should send mine in as well... I believe I have Heroes Season 1 on HDDVD

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Im pretty sure someone just sent you guys their collection of murder weapons.

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I have the Scorpion II in a drawer right now. Fun fact: if you unscrew the tip of the handle it has ANOTHER KNIFE INSIDE. (I was a dumb 13 year old)

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Pogs and porn, what more do you need?

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Who sends a box of fucking knives to a place called GIANT BOMB. Your demographic is "The Unabomber"

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Reminds me of something: there was (might still be) a shitty mall in Bismarck, ND, called the Gateway or something similar. There was a dude who set up shop outside the pharmacy and had a big collection of cassette tapes, 8-tracks, and a host of gimmicky looking knives like the mailbag ones that he was selling. A buddy of mine once saw a dude walking around the mall with a hacksaw. Just minding his own business, walking around, holding a hacksaw.

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So now the office is full of booze and knives. What could possibly go wrong.

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Now we need to see a rival baseball bat mailbag.

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Porn and Knives this is a mailbag I can get into.

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Pogs and porn, what more do you need?

Knives, apparently.

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Bad publicity for DayZ.

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Edited By rusalkagirl

I live like 30 minutes away from West Columbia, and I can confirm that I've seen people wearing those exact t-shirts more than once. Unironically.

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Edited By LaszloKovacs

LOST AND FOUND VIDEO NIGHT REPRESENTTTTT

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more of these videos! it's like Christmas, but it's not. :/

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Red gems? You want green gems on your daggers fool. Dex.

Also, I give it 3 days till someone gets jabbed in the foot from a dropped knife.

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polar bear knife is excellent

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That's a lot of knives!

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I can't believe it took this long for someone to mail literal contraband to the GB offices. Knives, porn, t-shirts from the police.

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The look! And sound! of... PERECT!

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Nice shirts. What gang is this from?

I will say the knives I saw till when I stopped watching are orders better than that plastic handled knife. Lucky Jeff didn't cut himself. The Sheffield I bought at HD could be used for slicing flesh. But with the locking blade I found it perfect and safe for work, and yes boxes.

Yay for legalization.

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This video encapsulates exactly why i love GB over all other game websites.

"ENJOY THESE MOTHERFUCKING KNIVES!"

Also, I been waiting forever for that day Z knife to break. i cant belive it made it this long. and the fact that it broke on a box FILLED WITH KNIVES makes it's death that much more poetic. RIP DAY Z KNIFE.

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Totally envious of that bitchin HD-DVD collection.

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Of all the days for that shitty little plastic knife to break, it seems to have chosen the exact right moment to die.

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I'm looking forward to the follow up video where Dan slices a finger off cutting boxes with the Dragon Fang.

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Oh god, watching Jeff try to close that flip knife gave me anxiety.

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Edited By sparky_buzzsaw

Knife Look EX Quick Look Endurance Run is go.

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@dethfish said:

Worst part about a mailbag video is looking at Jeff's already messy desk become even more of a mess. It drives me crazy.

I think you have OCD.

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Sharping the knives while hatching DVD's lol

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Please use that bowie knife to open any further boxes.

Everyone knows Canadians hold a deep love for hd dvds.

Brad needs to stop using an iPhone for these.

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KNIFEALANCHE

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This whole mailbag filled me with dread that Jeff was going to stab himself.

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WHY WERE THERE SO MANY KNIVES?

RIP Day Z knife

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Ew, President's Choice. Why that of all the brands here.

President's Choice is all right, man.

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Guys, I think it says Bat Pussy on one of those DVDs.

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"You can take your Leatherman home because we have all these fucking daggers" -Jeff

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I am so happy they got my mailbag! The HD-DVDs are no longer staring at me taunting me for my mistakes!

Your mailbag was fucking awesome. As was the one with all the knives, but yours had a Constantine HD-DVD.

I would totally pay money to get a package with a bunch of random stuff in it. I feel like Amazon is missing out.

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Love the Saskatchewan representation, all that was missing was a bunnyhug.

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Okay...where's the '@Jeff Throwing Up Gang Signs' GIF?

Also:

RIP DAY Z KNIFE.