Mailbag: Giant Bomb Mailbag: Safety Dance Edition

Love the pink safety gear ;D <3

That handwriting looks identical to mine and its freaking me out.

Oh shit, I'm from Syracuse too!!!!

I have never felt safer than now.

also, holy fuck you guys that sends in these things are lunatics!

@SSully said:

So is the crew going to recreate the beastie boys Intergalactic now?

this is exactly what I was thinking as soon as I saw the safety gear. Too bad all their video guys are out - doing a quick mock-up of the video's rapping scenes would be good for a laugh.

I felt uncomfortable the entire time they were opening that box. One of you guys are flat out creepy.

@Davin said:

I felt uncomfortable the entire time they were opening that box. One of you guys are flat out creepy.

I'm gonna send them a box of their own hair and candid photos I've been taking of them.

@MiniPato said:

@Davin said:

I felt uncomfortable the entire time they were opening that box. One of you guys are flat out creepy.

I'm gonna send them a box of their own hair and candid photos I've been taking of them.

I can pitch in some of their toenail clippings if you want

Funny stuff. Whoever sent that it, thanks for giving us a few minutes of entertainment.

Creepy...

@beard_of_zeus said:

@Scooper said:

That box of stuff is suuuuuper creepy. I'd feel really uncomfortable if I got that box of crap. I think it's the writing on the box and that weird bottle of vodka with writing on it that does it.

The whole thing is like a puzzle that a serial killer would send to the police.

With your fucking body parts in it.

This is just the start of a bad contest of who can send the weirdest stuff until something extremely wrong is sent to the Giant Bomb office. Like someone's hand in dry ice. Don't do it. Everyone just be fucking cool.

...although that safety gear was pretty funny. That was kind of worth it.

I wouldn't drink from a bottle without a label on, even it was vodka... Ryan's right, that dude is crazy.

Damnit, I just had Safety Dance out of my head. Now it's stuck in there again.

@familyphotoshoot said:

Goddamn if Sara isn't adorable

She has some kind of voodoo going that makes her better looking with each passing day. :p

Brad is ready to build the SHIT out of that building.

It wasn't until about halfway through that I remembered something about one of the guys talking about getting their own safety gear during the earthquake drill video.

This is really creepy..

Everybody look at their pants.

Did fucking Jigsaw send this mailbag?

So many inside jokes and references!

@BRYN said:

I cracked the URL code.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcGK6aF

Fonts Sell Movies!

That box. Holy shit. What the hell.

@MooseyMcMan: Because Luchadeer doesn't need to be hung. Luchadeer is already hung! Jeff said so. ;)

dirty chips are awesome!

Why was Brad surprised that the Queen was on that Canadian coin? Why does no one know anything about Canadia? :(

aware wear is the cutest thing I have heard in a while.

I wish they tried to figure out the puzzle if there actually was one, I think this was one of the best packages they got the one on that livestream with tengen tetris and some other stuff was a bit better.

Eeegah! A Box!

Ha! Go home and be a family man!

We in there.

It puts the lotion on its skin...

@raiz265 said:

@beard_of_zeus said:

@Scooper said:

That box of stuff is suuuuuper creepy. I'd feel really uncomfortable if I got that box of crap. I think it's the writing on the box and that weird bottle of vodka with writing on it that does it.

The whole thing is like a puzzle that a serial killer would send to the police.

With your fucking body parts in it.

+1

@beard_of_zeus said:

@Scooper said:

That box of stuff is suuuuuper creepy. I'd feel really uncomfortable if I got that box of crap. I think it's the writing on the box and that weird bottle of vodka with writing on it that does it.

The whole thing is like a puzzle that a serial killer would send to the police.

With your fucking body parts in it.

Great, now they can recreate the Intergalactic music video.

Now they can start a band.

What the hell was the main idea behind the contents of that box again?

@Cyrisaurus said:

What was that image grid on Ryan's monitor?

iTunes. well the screen saver option called "iTunes."

I like the pink safety gear. Vodka was super creepy, though.

I actually have that Indiana Jones book. Not based on any of the movies though.

sarah looks good in this video

Excuse me Mr. Shoemaker, but I must address one of your statements in this video regarding the collection of film novelizations, which included the following:

• Indiana Jones
• Alien
• Batman

The title of 80's movies is apt for the first and third films, but Alien was released in 1979, making it a 70's film.

@nohthink said:

Oh shit, I'm from Syracuse too!!!!

Lock your doors then because there is clearly a deranged fella roaming around your hood.

@ThePickle said:

@nohthink said:

Oh shit, I'm from Syracuse too!!!!

Lock your doors then because there is clearly a deranged fella roaming around your hood.

lol Yeah... whoever sent that box.... seems suspect....

This is usually where the interns would be forced to drink the mysterious liquid.

Safety dance is an amazing song.

Did the unibomber send this??

@jillsandwich said:

Holy fuck, I have that Alien novelization.

Alan Dean Foster for life.

Alan Dean Foster actually wrote some great novelizations. Including none other than, THE DIG.

It was actually pretty damn good, and relatively faithful to the game.

that definitely was a box full of... mail?

"crazy"...